February 2009 News Archive (Page 5)

"[Portman] seemed really into him, and went right up to say hello once she spotted him." Before his encounter, Rob told us how anxious he was about presenting. "I was so nervous [about the Oscars]" the cute Brit told us, sexy accent 'n' all.

So how did the guy take the edge off?

"Whiskey and Natalie Portman," dished the R.P. pal.

Robert found a fan in the gorgeous Nat. The two totally flirted it up outside on the patio. N.P. was batting those beautiful eyelashes at Pattinson, and he seemed to be enjoying every minute of it. And there were a lot of minutes. I think Ms. P's used to getting what she wants, as she dominated R.P.'s attentions most of the evening.

But fear not, ladies (and gents, too), it looks like Robalie's just in the crush stage 'cause Mr. P was seen leaving sans Portman at the end of the night.

Who said anything about going home?! That doesn't mean they didn't fuck in the bathroom, okay.

The best way for me to describe Patsy is sexy. Not cute. Not gorgeous. Just sexy. Hawt. And I love that he was really nervous, that's just so cute. This whole international icon thing hasn't gone to his head yet.

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I've banned writing posts about The Hills "stars" for the most part because they're talentless, boring idiots, but this show always makes me laugh. Such trash. And then there's the cheesy movie soundtrack music playing in the background.

Anyway, fave moments of the trailer = Spencer punching a dude. He swings like a chick! And Heidi and LC bonding at the end.

Papa Spears is tryna extend his temporary restraining order against Brit Brit's former manager, Sam Lutfi. Uh, oh! Papa Spears has already extended his conservatorship indefinitely, he's good at this legal shit. Anyway, Sam is saying that Papa needs to calm the gut down because Brit Brit is the one who's trying to contact his ass.

Lutfi 34, claims that it's been Spears reaching out to him, sending him text messages even though court orders forbid her from doing so.

Sam's lawyer says,

"A restraining order to is protect someone against stalkers and people who want to commit violence, and that description doesn't fit my client."

In court documents filed Friday, Lutfi does admit that he's passed messages on to her through her hairdresser and others, including her ex-boyfriend, Adnan Ghalib, 36. But Lutfi argues that the messages weren't harmful in any way.

Lutfi allegedly sent a text message to the hairdresser saying, "I've done everything I can to free her from [the conservatorship]. Very close to getting her free now."

"When [Lutfi] was in so-called control, she'd lost everything â€" her kids and career," Jamie said at the hearing. "We just want the man to go away. Just leave us alone."

The hearing will resume Wednesday with more testimony from other witnesses.

Britney is 27, old enough to ruin her life or make her life better. Papa Spears needs to step aside, get in the kitchen, and make his baby some cheese grits!  They should all just eat together and call a truce.

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An under the influence Charles Barkley was pulled over and arrested for a DUI en route to pick up some ho who had given him "the best blow job he had ever had in his life" one week earlier. Now Charles' fellatio trip gets him sentenced.

The former NBA star was sentenced to 10 days in jail, although he will only need to serve five of those days if he completes an alcohol education program, TMZ.com reports. He was also fined $2,000.

The sentencing comes after Barkley pleaded guilty to two counts of DUI and pleaded "responsible" tot running a stop sign for his Dec. 31 arrest in Arizona.

If this chick who gave Charlie some head is even only half as good as I imagine she is - impressing a pro-athlete with your freaky skills is quite a feat - than I'm sure Charles thinks it was all worth it. He'll be in and out in no time and he'll have some funny stories to tell about the entire incident.

Kim Kardashian's butt cleavage - CNW
The AIDS v-neck - OMG
The penis accessory - WIMB
Let's all go raid her closet - CS
They took a picture together?! Cute - CK
"Get out of my head, Hugh Jackman - AB
Kate Winslet hates us - CW
"Are you hot, sexy, slutty and looking for a job? - RR
George Clooney's private meeting with Barack Obama - GB
The David Beckham sex pill - SP
Pussycat Dolls singer Nicole admits that her clothes are too tight - SN
The BEST Oscars recap - IBBB
Natural beauty Reese Witherspoon - AG

My favorite blogger in the whole wide world freakin' universe planet, Snarky, is pregnant, bitches!

Snarky blogged for POTP for over a year. Snarky (aka Megan) only has three more months to go and she's been filling me in on her pregnancy journey. She is having a little girl. I am the honorary godmother. You read it here first, she doesn't even know that. I'm also the honorary aunt lady person.

I love Megan so so much and I am so excited for this little girl. She has some awesome parents. Doesn't Megan look like the gorgeous, glowing mommy to be in that top pic?

Congrats!!!! I can't wait until she's here. <3

I know I'm a little late on this story, but better late than never. As An African-American, I'm outraged by the New York Post's blatant, disgusting racism. I am also not surprised. Racism will not vanish just because Barack Obama has been elected. Thank you, John Legend, for speaking out against it when you see it. That takes balls and intellect, something he has both of. I've already been exposed to the intellect, now show me what you workin' wit! Here goes it:

Dear Editor,

I'm trying to understand what possible motivation you may have had for publishing that vile cartoon depicting the shooting of the chimpanzee that went crazy. I guess you thought it would be funny to suggest that whomever was responsible for writing the Economic Recovery legislation must have the intelligence and judgment of a deranged, violent chimpanzee, and should be shot to protect the larger community. Really?

Did it occur to you that this suggestion would imply a connection between President Barack Obama and the deranged chimpanzee? Did it occur to you that our President has been receiving death threats since early in his candidacy? Did it occur to you that blacks have historically been compared to various apes as a way of racist insult and mockery? Did you intend to invoke these painful themes when you printed the cartoon?

If that's not what you intended, then it was stupid and willfully ignorant of you not to connect these easily connectable dots.

If it is what you intended, then you obviously wanted to be grossly provocative, racist and offensive to the sensibilities of most reasonable Americans. Either way, you should not have printed this cartoon, and the fact that you did is truly reprehensible. I can't imagine what possible justification you have for this.

I've read your lame statement in response to the outrage you provoked. Shame on you for dodging the real issue and then using the letter as an opportunity to attack Rev. Sharpton. This is not about Rev. Sharpton. It's about the cartoon being blatantly racist and offensive.

I believe in freedom of speech, and you have every right to print what you want. But freedom of speech still comes with responsibilities and consequences. You are responsible for printing this cartoon, and I hope you experience some real consequences for it.

I'm personally boycotting your paper and won't do any interviews with any of your reporters, and I encourage all of my colleagues in the entertainment business to do so as well. I implore your advertisers to seriously reconsider their business relationships with you as well.

You should print an apology in your paper acknowledging that this cartoon was ignorant, offensive and racist and should not have been printed.

I'm well aware of our country's history of racism and violence, but I truly believe we are better than this filth. As we attempt to rise above our difficult past and look toward a better future, we don't need the New York Post to resurrect the images of Jim Crow to deride the new administration and put black folks in our place.

Please feel free to criticize and honestly evaluate our new President, but do so without the incendiary images and rhetoric.

Sincerely,

John Legend

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This is the funniest video out of all three. Haha! Felix Light impersonates Gordon Ramsay on Hell's Kitchen and Gordon was so impressed with him that he's getting the little one to appear on Fox's hit series.

Gordon said,

"When I saw the videos o Felix impersonating me I thought it was hilarious. I was with my son Jack, who is eight, and my wife Tana. I said, ‘Look, come and see Daddy when he was little.' We all sat there laughing our heads off. Felix had me down to a T. I thought we just have to get this kid on Hell's Kitchen. He's a star."

Two other Felix videos after the jump.
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Nicky Hilton was an alleged battery victim yesterday and the suspect was arrested.

It happened at 5:00 AM outside the IHOP in West Hollywood.

Law enforcement sources tell us a male transient pushed her to the ground. Nicky got up and promptly made a citizen's arrest. Someone called the cops and the suspect was arrested.

He probably thought her bony ass was Paris and he was just tryna to do what everyone would want him to. Who says transients can't make positive contributions to society?

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I'm just going to pretend that I didn't eff up my html layout code, so I'll put some pictures up in the meantime. Vanity Fair's infamous party brought out a fresh faced looking Madonna and others like Halle Berry who didn't walk the Oscars' red carpet. The Academy wanted to surprise viewers by keeping many presenters off the red carpet this year so no one would know everyone who was gonna present. It was surprising, but I think I'm not the only one who would have liked to see more of their hawtness on the red carpet. Maybe next year. :)