February 2009 News Archive (Page 9)

I think Ricky Martin is pulling an Anderson Cooper. He lives his life as a gay man, but just wont acknowledge it in the press. At least that's what I hope he is doing, because if he thinks he is fooling anyone by showing up to an Armani store opening with mucho product in his hair and a purple satin scarf around his neck, he is seriously disturbed. It's not like he is making albums anymore so if he wants to keep his shit private, I say let him. I realize that I'm being a total hypocrite by saying that but I really want to look like a good person.

I get excited when I see Shiloh and Zahara. They are my favorite Jolie-Pitts because they are adorable and fierce. They are growing up so fast. The sisters were checking out apartments in Manhattan with their mom yesterday afternoon.

Angelina is supposed to start filming her spy thriller movie Salt later this year. Brad and Angelina rented a huge mansion in Long Island but I guess Angelina wants an apartment in the city for when she has to work late.

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Okay I tried really hard to let Kanye be great, but when he says foolish things I can't. How can I let Kanye be great when he is clearly not? I am an honest person. Great people do not say things like this:

"Put this in the magazine: There's nothing more to be said about music. I'm the fucking end-all, be-all of music. I know what I'm doing. I did 808s in three weeks. I got it. It's on cruise control. . . . Man, we talked about music for God knows how long! Now let's talk about how my fucking sweater didn't come back right from Korea. That's what's interesting me."

This not-so-humble quote came from Details Magazine. If I am to let you be great Kanye, you must be humble about your greatness. Until you learn this, I and many others will not let you be great. Suck on that!

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Okay, I didn't want Mickey Rourke to win Best Actor in a Movie at the Oscars this Sunday but now I've changed my mind. According to TMZ Mickey's dog Loki has passed away. SAD! Loosing a dog is tough, and to make him feel better I wish Mickey some Oscar gold. Mickey recently appeared in a PETA ad with Loki and thanked him in his Golden Globe speech.

With age comes wisdom and for an unlucky few, moobs. Matt Damon knows this well. He was recently snapped in the Caribbean on vacation with his family Monday. Last Summer,

Matt had to pack on pounds for his role in the Informant and had to quickly lose the weight for reshoots of his film The Green Zone. It looks like he has found a middle ground of the two but that includes moobs.

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Season 8 of Dancing With The Stars is going to be so trashy. I can already tell by the pics. Scratch that. The cast selection alone indicates the trashiness of this season.

Derek Hough looks scared of Lil Kim in his picture. He is gonna have to be a lion tamer! Maksim looks like he caught a whiff of Denise Richards' dirty cooch in their picture. I don't think he will be lifting that leg up again. When I looked at Belinda Carlisle's picture I was confused. It looked like Shanna Moekler! Belinda has too much work done. Shes beginning to look like a cat. Steve-O looks so uncomfortable, and I am uncomfortable seeing how uncomfortable he is.

My prediction is that he will be the first one out. Everyone else looks really good. My pick for the win is Shawn Johnson. She's a cute young Olympian that is light on her feet. She is Dancing With The Stars gold.

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Madonna is such a cougar. A life ruining cougar! Now that she is divorced she is dating a young Brazilian named Jesus. I guess she is trying to impress the youngster, because now rumors are saying that she may be providing songs for the Twilight sequel New Moon. NO! First the Jonas Brothers, and now Madonna? This shit is pissing me off. If you really want to impress a toddler Madonna, make a cameo in the Hannah Montana movie and sing a duet with Miley on the soundtrack, leave Twilight alone.

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"Deep-throating a sausage that some guy is holding next to his crotch." - CNW
That's his penis? - OMG
You know I would be tuning in! - WIMB
Anna Nicole's daughter is such a cutie - CS
Kellie Pickler, the ghost hooker - CK
They all need to get over themselves, quick - AB
Lily Allen is suing mad - RR
Roseanne rips Chris Brown a new asshole. :) - GB
The truth comes out!! - SP
Justin Timberlake has an evil look on the cover of GQ magazine - B!
Isla Fisher doesn't know how to promote properly - SN
The really hot Indian chick in Slumdog Millionaire dumps her fiance for fame - AG
Trouble on Lezzie Island - IBBB

On Chris Brown & Rihanna,

"I have no comment on that. That's not my relationship. I have no reason to speak about it. I think they're both great people."

This just proves what an effing bitch Lindsay Lohan is. Here's a page full of celebrities' thoughts on the Rihanna beatdown and Lindsay is the only one who answered with such attitude! I totally agree with Linds, she is completely right, she shouldn't be speaking on it, but she's an interviewer's nightmare. Always eye-rolling, making faces, laughing at questions and showing that she's irritated.

Some bloggers worship her because they're fans, but I just can't worship anyone who seems to be an effing bitch like Lindsay does.

I do not. Understand. This. Couple.

Kim Kardassian is shy and boring and Reggie Bush is also shy and possibly boring. Don't opposites attract? I like my dude to make up for whatever it is that I'm lacking; why get with your twin of the opposite or same sex?

Here's the boring ass couple at Tracy Rees' show at Fashion Week in New York. Reggie's hoping he'll get some good oral outta this shit.