March 2009 News Archive

Quote Me of the Day: Star Jones

Star Jones photo

When your significant other shampoos your hair in the shower and knows what direction to brush the conditioner so it doesn't mess up your weave ...Now that's Black Love!"

I just couldn't stop laughing when I read this quote from Star's blog. Star is an effing idiot! And after her gay ex-hubby, I dunno if she should be getting with a dude who wants to groom her. Her gaydar is way off.

Today in Celebrity Twitter: Brooke Hogan vs. Gossip Bloggers

Brooke Hogan has it all wrong. I'm a failed porn star, not a failed writer. And living off of the income from which you make on your website doesn't fit the description of a failure. Coming from a failed singer and overweight pole dancer makes this Tweet even more ridiculous.

Brooke Hogan and Stack$

If Only Samantha Ronson Could Grow a Penis, She'd Be All Set

Lindsay, 22, has reportedly been exchanging text messages with two hunky DJs she met on a visit to London a few weeks ago. And DJ Sam is furious.

A source tells British tabloid The People, "The texts can be quite flirtatious. Lindsay swears they're innocent but Sam worries she wants to start dating guys again.

Lindsay Lohan: Rough Close-Up

"Sam is also anxious over the actress's commitment to her. This makes Lindsay angry - she feels she's a loyal girlfriend."

Lady Gaga Performs Poker Face on American Idol

Lady Gaga Poker Face hair and costumes

On Wednesday April 1st, Lady Gaga will appear with David Cook on American Idol. As part of this Results Show, she will perform her smash dance hit, "Poker Face", while David will perform his new single, "Come Back To Me". Be sure to tune in on FOX at 9:00pm EST!

Jordin Sparks Lost Weight

Jordin Sparks pic

Jordin Sparks photo


Here she is at the Muhammad Ali Celebrity Fight Night in Phoeniz, AZ, over the weekend. Well done, mami!

WTF Pic of the Day: Lindsay Lohan!!!!

I had to look at this picture a few times and re-read the caption because Lindsay Lohan looks so awful and so effing trashed. Why the eff did Lindsay say that she doesn't do drugs and doesn't drink?!!!! This is not the face of a sober 22-year-old woman, more like a rapidly aging cokehead. She's a Pam Anderson in training.

Lindsay was photographed with rapper Q-Tip at Queen Latifah's 39th birthday party over the weekend. At first I wondered why she went to the party to begin with, but now I think I know she went to score more drugs.

Lindsay Lohan Laughing Photo

Lesbian Scandal at Oprah's African Academy Boarding School

Oprah African Academy abuse

A second sex scandal has erupted at Oprah Winfrey's elite boarding school for girls in South Africa in fewer than two years.

Seven students were suspended last week for sexually harassing their schoolmates, the "Afrikaans on Sunday" newspaper reported. One 15-year-old was accused of preying on another pupil and forcing other girls to lie to investigators about it.

"You have been found guilty of physical contact of a sexual nature with another pupil on campus, harassment, bullying other girls on campus and of being dishonest by not telling investigators the whole truth," a letter to her parents read.

Other girls were caught fondling each other or trying to get other girls to join them in lesbian liasons, the paper reported.

Oprah's spokesperson, Lisa Halliday, confirmed the girls had been suspended from the Oprah Winfrey Leadership Academy School for Girls - but gave few details. "It is because they contravened the school's code of conduct," she said. "We regard the incident as confidential."

WOAH!

Twilight's Kellan Lutz Flaunt Magazine Photos

Yum. Yum.

Kellan Lutz takes it off

P. Diddy and Cassie Can't Keep Their Hands Off Each Other

P. Diddy and Cassie dating

Eternal frat boy a-hole P. Doody had another party at his Florida mansion over the weekend and he got frisky with Cassie.

"Diddy and Cassie were definitely together. They were all over each other and didn't leave each other's side the whole night. They were hooking up all night."

Diddy and Cassie have been rumored to be hooking up for more than a year, but the Bad Boy has always denied it. Our source insists, however, that the two artists definitely looked hot and heavy. And what a night it was. The party went until well past 7 am.

Sad! I can't imagine investing years of my life into a man who looks exactly like a rat. Sex with Diddy is borderline beastiality.

Plus-Sized Bachelor Show 'More to Love' Will Debut on Fox

As Rosie O'Donnell said, "Fat sex is the best sex!"

The series, titled "More to Love," is billed as the first "dating show for the rest of us," throwing open its doors to overweight contestants.

Lady Gaga Crotch Piercing

"For six years it's been skinny-minis and good-looking bachelors, and that's not what the dating world looks like," Fox president of alternative Mike Darnell said.

This show is going to get a lot of people talking. It may be a little controversial, but I think it will mostly be positive. This is so simple and so obvious, yet it has never been done."

"More to Love" will have makeover aspects -- when contestants wear ballroom gowns, for instance -- but Fleiss said the focus will not be on physical improvement.

"We want to send the message that you can be the size you are and still be lovable," he said.

I came up with this idea about seven years ago. I need some compensation. Anywho, I predict that this show will be friggin' huge!!!!!

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