Kanye West has delivered the very best quotes of his career!
The ‘Stronger' rapper believes he has been chosen to have such superior musical ability and his only regret is being unable to see himself on stage.
"God chose me. He made a path for me. I am God's vessel.
But my greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live."
No word on when Kanye's gonna be no longer relevant enough to give contrived statements to the press to keep himself in the media. I hope never, cause he is hilarious!
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March 4th, 2009 11:38 AM
Kanye's second biggest regret is that he has never been given the gift of flexibility so he can suck his own cock.
I both love and hate this man.
March 4th, 2009 12:09 PM
Very good one, Oli!!! :)
March 4th, 2009 3:47 PM
Oli - I nearly peed my pants reading that. Good show sir.
March 4th, 2009 4:14 PM
LMAO, Oli!
March 4th, 2009 4:38 PM
Oli is a female, Amy. :)
March 4th, 2009 5:32 PM
*face palm*
March 4th, 2009 5:36 PM
The pants peeing comment can stay, but sorry for making wrong assumptions, Oli *mwah*
March 6th, 2009 7:38 AM
ahahaha. funny. sometimes i think he has to be frontin with how egotistical he is. i want to believe he supercedes human limits of arrogance. then again, he could just be a huge asshole. eh