Holly Madison Replaces Jewel on Dancing With the Stars!

Shocker!

I was hoping that I would be able to save Jewel's soul by voting for her. I'm a longtime fan of her original music. Sigh. Hugh and Criss Angel's ex Holly Madison is gonna replace her.

You know the Dancing With the Stars audience doesn't vote for sluts e.g. Kim Kadashian couldn't make it past the second week.

Sources confirm that Girl Next Door Holly Madison will replace Jewel in the new season of ABC's hit reality competition show. Madison agreed to join the celeb dance-off on Monday, and by yesterday she was already rehearsing at an L.A. studio with partner Dmitry Chaplin.

Although Jewel insisted that a case of tendinitis in her knees would not sideline her, doctors have apparently told the songbird to hang up her dancing shoes.

Good luck, Holly!