Zac Efron's Mom Cuts to the Chase When it Comes to the Birds & the Bees

Zac tells Elle magazine that his mommy dearest gave him a stocking full of condoms after reports serviced that he visited a sex shop.

After rumors surfaced that Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens hit a sex shop, he says his mother overreacted.

"My mom is like, 'Zac, what did you buy in a sex shop?' I was like, 'Mom, calm down, it's not a sex shop.' She wouldn't have any of it. She's like, 'I knew you were being sexual!' But she understood. My stocking was full of condoms this Christmas. She buys me the economy box."

Dayum! Zac's mom does not wanna be a grandmama. That's like giving your kid a license to make fuck. Don't be acting all surprised when you walk in and he's screwing some ho on the kitchen counter. Or maybe that's just my fantasy (and fear)? That's why I haven't done that yet cause the kitchen is too far from any closets where I'd need to go hide when interrupted.

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