Jessica Simpson is Running Out of Holidays

Jessica Simpson thought boyfriend Tony Romo would propose to her on Christmas. Then she thought he would pop the question on New Year's. Then she had her panty pudding on reserve for Valentine's Day... no such engagement rock has appeared. Jess is reportedly seeking advice from younger, happily married sister Ashlee.

"[Jessica told Ashlee,] ‘I know Tony loves me, but I don't know if he'll ever propose.' … Ashlee has always been the more realistic, more practical of the two sisters. And Ashlee knows how much her sister wants to be married and have a baby of her own. But as wonderful as Tony is, he is not the marrying kind �" probably not for years."

There's always St. Patrick's Day. Tony could be liquored up enough to get down on bended knee... and pass out. I don't see an engagement happening anytime soon. I smell an inevitable breakup in the works.

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