Top 10 Strangest Google Searches of the Day

Editor's Note: Strangest Google searches that led people to this site are in italics, words in plain text = my commentary.

• did justin timberlake stuff for the love guru? - Doubtful, but I didn't watch it. I really don't care what JT's working with, he's too much of a conceited douche for it to even matter.

• all kristens are sluts - Is this true? All I know is that all Mikes are assholes.

• do females usually have to take a shit after ass fuck?

• m & m tits photos - I've said Miss Piggy Clarkson has m&m size tits, that's why POTP appeared for this inquiry.

• can your testicle pop? - Sure, but it won't make a snap and crackle sound when it does. You'd have to be doing some Johnny Knoxville shit to pop it, I'm sure.

• is ashton kutcher mom lesbian - I've never heard this rumor before?!!!!

• cover up herpes on face

• beat a woman and then fuck her - Chris Brown, get off of POTP!

• cherries vomit

• celebrity vagina lips - Should give more exclusive interviews.