Today in Celebrity Twitter

I made screen caps of this little gem that was posted from shameless man whore Michael Phelps' Twitter yesterday.

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Some people call Michael Phelps the Dolphin Boy, but the man is a muthafuckin' piranha! He hunts for chicks and doesn't care who witnesses his whoring pursuits. He didn't spend nearly two decades in aqua for nothing. All hail the panty dropper!

Just so you know: "Today in Celebrity Twitter" is a new POTP feature just like "Top 10 Strangest Google Searches is." Exclusive shiz that will appear on some days and not others. I can already predict right now that John Mayer's Tweets will be featured in like 70% of these Twitter entries. He is way obnoxious. Like, he probably orders vodka at the bar and substitutes the Red Bull with his own piss cause he thinks it has more nutrients and potency.