In addition to sounding like she had some fried chicken stuck in her throat while singing, an all black outfit could only do so much to conceal Kelly's rolls and jelly. The poor thing has been struck with pregnancy rumors.
It's really not fair! Kelly Clarkson houses her fat in her waist, ass, thighs and face. None of it goes to her bubes or her upper body, therefore, her midsection and below looks supersized when her body's just accommodating to the weight gain.
TMZ, MTV, the NY Daily News and Transworld are all questioning if Jelly Clarkson's gut is housing a fetus. Sad. Bitch is just "normal," right? Well, we don't like our singers to be "normal" unless they're big, soulful black chicks. If you're any other ho, you better slim the gut down! Total double standard.
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March 13th, 2009 5:35 AM
i love me some kelly. but it is funny, no matter where she gains weight, it is NOT nowhere near her boobes.
March 12th, 2009 11:10 PM
I actually like Kelly but she has trouble with keeping her voice in shape when she's promoting. She ALREADY sounds like she has vocal fatigue and she's just getting started. I saw her in '04 on her tour, mid way, and she was good. Saw her on her last tour, towards the end...hells bells, her voice was shot. She doesn't know how to keep that voice rested. She talks too much, and apparently doesn't necessarily eat for strength on promotion times. Still think she's the shit...real talent...just wish she would take better care.
Firecracker...you and me, baby, you and me.:-)
March 12th, 2009 4:19 PM
Guess I'm with the tabloid press, because I actually noticed something was off with our friend, Miss Piggy, in the back of my mind on Idol last night, too.
March 12th, 2009 3:52 PM
I think it's burgers, not babies. Also, "Jelly Clarkson" LMMFAO.