One of my least favorite has beens on the planet, Lindsay Lohan had a warrant issued for her arrest. Her lawyer claims that the warrant has been "born out of a misunderstanding."

Things do get hazy when you're a crackhead. In related trainwreck news, Lindz got into yet another intense argument with her girlfriend Samantha Ronson at their house on Saturday. Linds allegedly threw something at the window and broke it. Cops were called for a disturbance but both hoes did not answer the door. Lindz is one calm, mature, classy young woman with a bright future ahead of her.

What Papa Lohan said about Lindsay's warrant, "As long as Samantha Ronson is in Lindsay's life, nothing is going to go right."

UPDATE: In the non shocker of the day, Lindsay's lawyer had her arrest warrant recalled. Lindz will attend an alcohol education program and will show up in court on April 3.