Robert Pattinson Says He Can't Get Laid
"Twilight" hunk Robert Pattinson was overheard telling a fellow Brit, "I can't get laid [in N.Y.C.]" while at Nur Khan's Rosebar Saturday night. "A blind person with a British accent could get tail," the pal retorted, cracking Pattinson up.
Moments later, a cute brunette approached the star. The lass began fawning over him. "I'll be back," he promised, stuffing his beer into his jacket pocket before walking out.
First, Patsy needs to wash his hair and see how that works out for him. Next, he must not stare at any woman with a blank face. He's kind of intense. I love his intensity but it could really freak a bitch out! And third, he must have meant that he hasn't gotten laid since his plane landed a few hours prior because you know this whore gets as much ass as Michel Phelps.
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March 16th, 2009 8:50 PM
That means more Patsy for me! :)
It's crazy how subjective attraction is. I think he's sexy, but y'all be thinking he's fug? I even posted one of the hottest pictures of him I could find and it still didn't work? Haha.
March 16th, 2009 7:13 PM
Lol @ the above. Broadly speaking, I agree with Mr Gyllenhaal. Patsy is so dirty and greasy looking. Yukky.
March 16th, 2009 6:50 PM
Jester,
Trust me, Gyllenhaal would fuck Patsy. He's just lying. Hehe.
March 16th, 2009 6:04 PM
1. I love that the nickname Patsy is catching on. Kudos to moi!
2. I SWEAR that he is dating Nikki Reed and just doesn't want to tell anyone about it so he says he can't get girls to date/fuck him.
3. Now that he is on set for New Moon he isn't that dirty. So STFU Mr.G. I love you, but you've gone too far when you insult Patsy. That would be like me telling you that Jake looks like a fugly rat.
March 16th, 2009 5:00 PM
He doesn't get laid because he is gross! I have done some pretty raunchy things with some pretty ordinary looking dudes because of the "accent" so if he aint pullin any american beave then this boy just doesn't have it!!