Today in Celebrity Twitter
In all fairness, if John Mayer's penis falls asleep for too long, his entire body would be affected and all blood flow and activity may slow down in his brain. He thinks with his dick anyway. John Player probably strums the guitar with his nutsack and tweets with his penis. His cock's well being is that crucial and its condition definitely meets all BREAKING NEWS criteria.
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March 19th, 2009 10:15 AM
What was even better was Perez Hilton's Reaction saying....I can wake it up for you......ew ew ew ew ew......
March 18th, 2009 10:29 PM
what an ass!
March 18th, 2009 5:51 PM
Agreed Craigmackk... Too. Effing. Funny.
Also, Firecracker, seems your prediction about your Twitter posts all being about this clown could possibly come true.
March 18th, 2009 5:37 PM
LMFAO. Funniest. shit. I've. read. all day!