Marilyn Manson Tries to Get Dita Von Teese Back

The timeless beauty that is Dita Von Teese reveals that Marilyn Manson realizes that he made a major mistake.  He's trying to get back in his ex-wife Dita's panties after he dumped her for a then 19-year-old homewrecker Rachel Evan Wood.

Dita says,

"He's been in touch a little. The apologies come, and he was like, 'I made a big mistake'. And I'm like, 'Yeah, yeah, I know. Go ahead and say what you need to say to feel better and to sleep at night.' Right now I've got three (men). They're all in different parts of the world... That's my biggest sin - juggling men."

Generally speaking, when it comes to past fuckships, I think there's a narrow window of opportunity to waltz back into bed with an ex.

Even advice from Lady O and Dr. Drew wouldn't work if you dump your wife for a teenager and then dress her just like the wife you had dumped before figuring out your ex was way better. Just saying.