Reese Witherspoon is Happy

 

 

Reese Witherspoon legs

She has a great boyfriend. She has great legs. Great hair. Great eyes. An Oscar. A successful career. Who needs proper posing while on the red carpet for an animated new flick that will bring in lots of zeros? Child, please! If Reese wants to spread her legs like she's gonna leak at any moment while you race to the puddle with napkins to soak and sell on eBay, then that's what she'll do. Dammit.

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11 Comments

  1. mourad

    witherspoon has very sexy buity legs and feet i wish i can kiss her feet and smill it forever thanks

  2. Firecracker

    Hey idiot dumbass who has been leaving all of the comments on this post - all the hateful comments on this post that is - I will ban you. Stop wasting your time. Get a fucking life!

  3. Publicity is money

    Sica,

    Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal don't date, their "relationship" is a showmance, a fauxmance.

    Those who follow the gossip know that.

    The rest, like you, don't ask questions and believe tabloids and HW publicity teams.

  4. Sica

    Jake fan, I don't understand why you think she's unhappy in her relationship. Or where you even get that she thinks she "has it all". I barely ever hear anything about Reese. I think she pretty much is good at staying out of the public eye. You sound like a real hater, making shit up like that.

  5. Jake fan

    Reese isn't too happy about her fauxmance with Jake, but she is a professional and would do anything for good publicity and "I have it all" public image.

    Too bad she can't fool all the people all the time.

  6. WWill

    Reese Witherspoon is a fug and a phony b*tch.

    Jake deserves a better beard.

  7. Amy Grindhouse

    *ahem*... legs together dear. Legs together!

  8. Mr. Gyllenhaal

    I can verify the status of her relationship:)!! Just playing. Well said FC. The guy is a total douche bag of Fred Durst purportions!!

  9. Firecracker

    Reese is gorgeous and she's a sweet girl. Saggy breasts? Short legs? You sound like a fucking idiot with a small dick. Only men who don't get laid on a regular basis cause their dick is too damn small have such sexist and hateful things to say about women. Reese is happy and successful and you're having difficulty accepting that for Gawd knows what reason.

    Glad you can verify the status of her "fake" relationship. Do you even have one to begin with?

  10. Matt

    Reese Witherspoon

    dresses badly and has no taste
    has short legs and a lot of cellulite
    has saggy breasts
    has big head
    has enormous chin
    has hideous forehead
    has fake "boyfriend".


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