Reese Witherspoon is Happy
She has a great boyfriend. She has great legs. Great hair. Great eyes. An Oscar. A successful career. Who needs proper posing while on the red carpet for an animated new flick that will bring in lots of zeros? Child, please! If Reese wants to spread her legs like she's gonna leak at any moment while you race to the puddle with napkins to soak and sell on eBay, then that's what she'll do. Dammit.
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August 10th, 2009 6:14 AM
witherspoon has very sexy buity legs and feet i wish i can kiss her feet and smill it forever thanks
March 24th, 2009 1:12 PM
Hey idiot dumbass who has been leaving all of the comments on this post - all the hateful comments on this post that is - I will ban you. Stop wasting your time. Get a fucking life!
March 24th, 2009 1:08 PM
Sica,
Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal don't date, their "relationship" is a showmance, a fauxmance.
Those who follow the gossip know that.
The rest, like you, don't ask questions and believe tabloids and HW publicity teams.
March 23rd, 2009 7:25 PM
Jake fan, I don't understand why you think she's unhappy in her relationship. Or where you even get that she thinks she "has it all". I barely ever hear anything about Reese. I think she pretty much is good at staying out of the public eye. You sound like a real hater, making shit up like that.
March 23rd, 2009 7:01 PM
Reese isn't too happy about her fauxmance with Jake, but she is a professional and would do anything for good publicity and "I have it all" public image.
Too bad she can't fool all the people all the time.
March 23rd, 2009 6:55 PM
Reese Witherspoon is a fug and a phony b*tch.
Jake deserves a better beard.
March 23rd, 2009 4:09 PM
*ahem*... legs together dear. Legs together!
March 23rd, 2009 4:02 PM
I can verify the status of her relationship:)!! Just playing. Well said FC. The guy is a total douche bag of Fred Durst purportions!!
March 23rd, 2009 3:45 PM
Reese is gorgeous and she's a sweet girl. Saggy breasts? Short legs? You sound like a fucking idiot with a small dick. Only men who don't get laid on a regular basis cause their dick is too damn small have such sexist and hateful things to say about women. Reese is happy and successful and you're having difficulty accepting that for Gawd knows what reason.
Glad you can verify the status of her "fake" relationship. Do you even have one to begin with?
March 23rd, 2009 3:21 PM
Reese Witherspoon
dresses badly and has no taste
has short legs and a lot of cellulite
has saggy breasts
has big head
has enormous chin
has hideous forehead
has fake "boyfriend".