Samantha Ronson is Paying For Lindsay Lohan

She sure is!

Lindsay Lohan's  excessive spending is causing problems in her fauxmosexual relationship with Samantha Ronson.

"Lindsay is spending like crazy! She's living on credit right now. She has no cash. The problem is, the money being spent is mostly Sam's because Lindsay doesn't really have any of her own at the moment.

Sam really thinks Lindsay needs to learn how to become a recessionista and manage her money better."

Another "friend" of Lindsay's added that Lindz has never been a rich bitch, but it's only gotten worse and the only money she makes comes from her personal appearance fees when she accompanies Samantha. However, because Linds continues to break Sam's windows and fight in the middle of the night, clubs aren't paying her firesnatch the same rates that they used to.

Recent extravagant purchases the starlet has made include a $30K Rolex watch and a new Maserati, a glam ride which usually costs upward of $100K.

Well, at least this information allows us to gauge a specific experation date for this relationship. When Lindsay starts getting actual work, we can expect the subsequent breakup rumors that emerge to actually be true. They will both be better off.