Top 10 Strangest Google Searches of the Day

Editor's Note: Strangest Google searches that led people to this site are in italics, words in plain text = my commentary.

• the perfect circumcised penis picture - Kanye West's face?

• anatomy of a dimple

• tyra banks is too full of herself - YEP!

• "i will like to get fucked now and sucked also by a big fat mommy"- What is POTP, a brothel? We don't provide these kind of services, folks.

• child in thong - I don't wanna know.

• how to turn a good girl to a whore - This is not the kind of inspiration you should be getting from Slumdog Millionaire

• blow job sensation - ME!

• douche bag university - Great movie title and actual idea. I just dunno which city has the most douchebags, but I think the school's curriculum should include extensive courses in chivalry, etiquette and women's studies, all of which will be diploma prerequisites.

• does beyonce have friends - Only Sasha Fierce.

• how do i know if i put it in her ass? - Attach a GPS to your penis and check its location from your iPhone.