Robert Pattinson Stinks!

 

Robert Pattinson is making life hard on his co-stars while on the Vancouver set of New Moon. The man reeks.

"He stinks. I mean, it's awful. He never showers, and it drives people on the set crazy," dishes someone who works in very close quarters with Pattz.

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson Premiere Red Carpet Photo

"He completely reeks," complains an annoyed crew member.

Okay, guessing game. What does Patsy smell like? I'm guessin' BO, cigarettes, dandruff and semen. I just know it. Oh! And bad breath and rancid farts.

How un-heartthrob of him, not taking a shower before work. Spray Robert down with some firetruck hoses and give Kirsten Stewart a raise! She's a better actress than she's given credit for if she's pretending to love someone who smells like a sewer.

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10 Comments

  1. nadia

    THERE AL RUMOURS
    CAROLINE
    HAS RIGHT THIS WHAT WHE ARE READING IS A RUMOUR

  2. MARY FROM MOON-MOSCOW

    All it so silly! Really there is no theme more interestingly? He is remarkable actor and the talented singer. All these awful hearings simply delirium! And people which speak about him so are simply worthless! I would wish it huge patience and to pay attention to such idiots less.

  3. Erin

    i dont know caroline. . . news weekly did a article that hit the front page that said it was true. . . i hope not. . . its kind of hard to hold your breath while acting. . . lol

  4. Caroline

    ENOUGH WITH THE STINK RUMORS! Whoever spread these rumors is a moron. Don't believe anything unless it comes straight from Rob himself.

    Here is an interview with Rob denying the stench rumors:

    http://www.moviefone.com/insidemovies/2009/03/27/robert-pattinson-talks-gossip/

  5. Amy Grindhouse

    Same here... I've been playing with this too and so get where you are coming from on watering posts down. Never do it FC, you're too funny!

  6. J!

    WTH? You should definitely NOT water your content down. Your raunchyness is ferocious.

  7. Craigmackk

    LMFAO.

  8. Firecracker

    J!,

    I can not believe that I forgot to say that I will give Robert a bath with my tongue anytime he wants. I must really be turning into a nun! So unlike me, trying to water it down is bad.

  9. Amy Grindhouse

    Agreed J!

    I'm LMAO Firecracker.

  10. J!

    See, not perverted, just a little raunchy! You're so fucking funny.

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