After all the labor pains of Labor Pains, Lindsay Lohan's latest flick is getting a less-than-grand entry into life.

Instead of a silver-screen launch, the film she wrapped in August 2008 will receive a quieter debut on ABC Family in July, with a DVD release in August, Access Hollywood reports.

Reports say Lohan's next movie will be a romantic comedy with Nick Cannon.

And get this! Lindsay's film will be shown in theaters OVERSEAS. Wouldn't that be considered terrorism?

Also, the trainwreck is filming a romantic comedy with Nick Cannon. Yeah, I can believe them as a couple. Remember Lindsay hooked up with Nick a few years ago, but Mariah should not feel threatened. She is skeletal and gross and Nick can't wanna hit that anymore.

I don't know what's more unrealistic: Lindsay Lohan being in love with Nick Cannon or Lindsay getting pregnant and not having an abortion at the clinic? This is why her career is in the gutter. She should be going for more roles as a coke head stripper cause anything else makes it difficult for the public to buy into it.