Pete Wentz Is Over Ashlee Simpson

If you do a lil body language expert analysis, you can predict that the divorce announcement will hit within the next 1.5 years. Pete is just not that into Ashlee and her bad lipstick, bad weave and deep chin butt dimple. I can't say that I blame him. Although it appears that they're both trying to look like everything's fine, as the recent rumors are claiming, I don't think it is. Make it work, kids! You have to stick together long enough to give your son a sibling, Denver Mufasa.