B*tch Is Bald

Christina Aguilera is photographed leaving The Viper Room on  Saturday. She was probably rehearsing her performance for Perez Hilton's 31st birthday party where she performed that night. Xtina has NO hair! Even her bangs are sewn or glued in synthetic strands. No female's hairline begins that far back. I think she's pretty enough to pull off a short 'do. She should just shave it all off and start over cause the weaves are yanking out the lil peach fuzz she has left on her noggin. Heh.