Forget Pulling a Chris Brown, The Shamwow Guy Pulls a Shamwow!

Infomercial geek Vince Shlomi was arrested in Miami Beach last month after a business transaction gone wrong. A hooker offered Vince some goods and he went with it, taking her back to his hotel. But when Vince began to kiss the whore she allegedly  "bit his tongue and would not let go."

According to the po po, Vince then pulled a Shamwow on the hooker, punching the whore several times until she released his tongue. Both the prostitute and her customer were arrested for felony aggravated battery. Prosecutors did not prosecute Vince or the ho, and by the looks of these disturbing photos, Vince definitely got out on top.

This entire story is equally strange as it is gross. I think the hooker is kind of badass for having the balls to bite a tongue and not let it go, but she's also a fucking moron. Then the Shamwow guy is an idiot for wanting to kiss a prostitute in the first place. Was he tryna make love? She's probably not used to being kissed and bit him so he wouldn't wipe the cocaine off her gums.