March 2009 News Archive (Page 10)

Newlyweds Mandy Moore and Ryan Adams, who tied the knot two weeks ago, match their smiles and steps Saturday as they arrive at Los Angeles International Airport.

I've always liked Mandy Moore. Ryan Adams is one lucky guy.

Harrison Ford finally proposes to Ally McBeal
M.I.A. names Ikyhd
Bruce Willis, 54, gets married to Emma Hemming, 30
Jade Goody dies at 27 of cervical cancer
Natasha Richardson's funeral was on Sunday in New York
Lindsay Lohan's Nylon magazine excerpts
Natasha Bedingfield gets married
Octomom brings home two two more babies, four more to go
Sarah Palin wins my STFU award, slams President Obama for Special Olympics joke

What Real Housewives star looked hideous before she got her face done? - TD
Kristin Cavallari the porn star - CNW
I didn't know that Clive Owen is so hot - AB
She's not scared of the big, bad killer - CW
These two are just like night and day - PB
Leona Lewis is expensive - GB
Tameka Foster wants more plastic surgery - AG
Kristen Stewart's ass - ND
Oh dear gawd - RR
Has beens from The OC wanna launch a comeback on Gossip Girl spin-off - B!
When fan meets Miss Tyra Banks - IBBB

Twilight comes out this Saturday and apparently there are The Twilight Awards? Never heard of it. Anyway, this video is cute and I am pretty excited for New Moon because I'm a dork like that.

Justin Timberdouche and Jessica Big Booty ho are having relationship drama.

The couple, dating since 2007, has recently been dogged by rumours they plan to split, with a source telling The Chicago Sun-Times: "Things are not going as smoothly as (Biel and Timberlake) would want people to think they are."

The stars then added to the speculation when they failed to deliver a scheduled promotional appearance at the launch of an Indiana Live Casino in Shelbyville, Indiana on 13 March.

And their absence infuriated many members of the 8,000-strong audience.

I hope that they just decided to stay home and make fuck. I want JT off the market cause he's a John Player in his own right: toxic to all pussy that he comes into contact with and he'll throw you under the bus when he's done busting a nut.

I could not stop laughing at Ellen's reaction to Oprah's invitation! I love Ellen so much, she is too funny. Ellen has been saying that she wants to be on the cover of Oprah's magazine, so Lady O surprised her by calling Ellen up and inviting her.

Ellen and Oprah have quite a history together. Oprah guest starred on Ellen's TV sitcom Ellen during her famous coming out episode. Ellen also attends Oprah's various house parties and Ellen has appeared on Oprah's show a few times. They're friends.

Here's a photo of Joe Jonas mocking Asian people by stretching his eyes out like Miley Cyrus. Racist asshole or pure dumbass?

If I actually cared I would say he's a fucking idiot, not racist, just uncreative. Anyone remember the days where people would flip their eyelid back if they wanted to look scary? Or curl their tongue up? Where have those days gone? Today all we have are bra flashes, booty shots, clevage close-ups and stretched out eyes. A goofy face needs to actually look goofy. Stretching out your eyes is so lame. The Jonas Virgins need to get laid, hopefully with a dude too. Still think one of 'em has got to be a closet case.

I think Kelis should be around 5 months now or so? She looks pretty. I like the blue and yellow in her hair too. It works on her, not on everyone.

My talented blogging buddies over at The Dirty have confirmed that LeAnn Rimes' husband is a flaming gay dude! We've got ourselves a white Star Jones, all.

LeAnn Rimes' husband, Dean "Rainbow" Sheremet, is a bonafide homosexual. As you would expect, LeAnn has been careful to cover up his homosexuality for years so it doesn't create some major public embarrassment for her.

Confirmed sources say that on several occasions they have witnessed Dean (or Rainbow as we now call him) making out with and performing fellatio on make-up artist, Neil Robertson.

Neil was a fresh make up artist out of the adult industry and was on tour and did appearances with LeAnn for almost 2 years. Go figure! Real job security!

Come on, she has to get it somewhere!

LeAnn should just hurry up with the divorce before she makes more money that she'll lose in the divorce proceedings and alimony payments. The sooner she cuts ties, the better. Lucky for her they don't have any kiddos.

Alicia Keys is like, ZOMG! Michelle Obama's mouth is moving? How does it do that? She's so starstruck and excited. Very cute.

Ready to kick off her latest initiative, First Lady Michelle Obama chats with R&B singer Alicia Keys and BET CEO Debra L. Lee in the Diplomatic Room of the White House on Thursday. The women will visit various Washington, D.C., area schools and speak to students about career goals, in honor of Women's History Month.