Daddy Dude and his skinny girlfriend Victoria Prince celebrated Kevin Federline's birfday at Club Greenhouse in New York City last night. Notice how Daddy Dude is just standing there looking all awkward around all those people who don't have a gut or moobs?
Some overweight dude named Michael Sarver was not voted off of American Idol last night, but Alexis Grace was. I think Michael was saved via default. What I'm typing about is, since season 1 of the show, talented singers have been voted off while bad singers have remained. The cause is that viewers assume that other viewers are voting for the good contestants. Consequently, too many people think folks are voting for the true talents, resulting in some of the best singers getting voted off way before their time.
Alexis isn't great and I don't care about her. Something about her bony ass bothers me, but she should not have been sent home last night. This leaves one open slot for the top 4 on American Idol following yesterday's story that the show is rigged. I'm hoping that Allison Iraheta, the Latina Kelly Clarkson, will make it all the way to the top 3!
Danny Gokey is overrated. He's too much of a teddy bear and should be playing a heartthrob on some CW show instead. Allison, on the other hand, rocks my world as does gay Adam Lambert and sassy Lil Rounds.
Grace, a 21-year-old single mother from Memphis, Tenn., also had the least number of viewer voters for her Tuesday performance of Dolly Parton's "Jolene."
Replied Grace, "I wish I could've done better. But, you know, things happen for a reason."
Designer Marc Jacobs and his ad executive boyfriend Lorenzo Martone are engaged.
The two have been dating for about a year.
WWD reports that they are now headed to Martone's homeland of Brazil to celebrate the designer's multi-brand store, which opened in January.
Earlier this month at Paris Fashion Week, Martone gushed to Fashion Week Daily: "I don't think I could take credit for Marc's recent success. But with people who are creative and work in fashion, advertising, and beauty, I think your strong work is reflected when you're happy in your personal life."
These two make one hawt couple. Congrats!
Nicole Richie's breasts grow into two wonderful melons when she is with child. I'm more interested in seeing her breasts than I am her stomach and that's why I had to mention the tits in this post title. Nicole looks really pretty and natural in these pics. I wish her the best of luck in trying to tie down baby daddy Joel Madden. What will she do if he doesn't pop the question after she pops out this second baby?
The third time was the charm for Jake Gyllenhaal!
After two previous proposals to girlfriend Reese Witherspoon, he again got down on bended knee " and she finally said the word he's been waiting to hear: "Yes!"
When Reese arrived at Sony Studios in Culver City, Calif., to shoot an Avon commercial recently, she was wearing her new engagement ring, two set sources tell Star.
"It was gorgeous, and everyone noticed it right away. But she took it off as soon as she saw people staring. Reese stuffed it in her bag and didn't put it on again the rest of the day."
Still, the large diamond sparkler was the talk of the two-day shoot. "There was already word out that she and Jake had gotten engaged, so the ring absolutely confirmed everybody's suspicions."
I'm not entirely sold on this rumor, but I hope that Reese and Jake will get married. They seem so right for each other, you can just tell.
Project Runway finalist Kenley Collins was arrested for throwing a cat at her fiance.
Kenley was charged with assault and criminal possession of a weapon after throwing the feline, a laptop computer and three apples at Zak Penley. She was arrested and charged with six crimes -- including 2nd degree assault, 3rd degree assault and criminal possession of a weapon in the 4th degree.
When Kenley was released from Brooklyn Supreme court on Tuesday, the diva bitch gave a typical diva bitch response. "It was a miscommunication. Fights happen, and that's that. There is no case."
Collins woke Penley up just after 7 a.m. by throwing their cat in his face. In addition to her other attacks, she slammed a door on his head and doused him with water before he was able to dial 911.
"You're lucky -- it could have been worse," Collins told Penley after the blow.
Collins had plans to marry Penley -- a musician who penned a song for her Project Runway finale.
Not only does Kenley allegedly attack her fiance, but she threatens him too? How sad! Throwing your laptop at a dude? Honey he ain't worth it! You may lose some files and shit. If this report is true, Kenley's a domestic abuser and she may have been hitting her fiance for a while before things escalated from throwing grapes to launching apples.
With sons Michael Richard, 13, and Daniel Jack, 12.
Natasha Richardson, a Tony Award-winning actress whose career melded glamorous celebrity with the bloodline of theater royalty, died Wednesday in a Manhattan hospital, where she had been flown suffering from head injuries after a skiing accident on Monday north of Montreal. She was 45 and lived in Manhattan and Millbrook, N.Y.
"Liam Neeson, his sons, and the entire family are shocked and devastated by the tragic death of their beloved Natasha," said a statement from the family. "They are profoundly grateful for the support, love and prayers of everyone, and ask for privacy during this very difficult time."
Natasha Jane Richardson was born in London on May 11, 1963. She made her first film appearance at the age of 4, playing a bridesmaid at the wedding of her mother's character in "The Charge of the Light Brigade," directed by her father.
She eventually moved to the United States, where "no one cares about the Redgrave baggage," as she once said. She gave her greatest performances there.
In the performance that made her a star in the United States, she played the title role on Broadway in a 1993 revival of "Anna Christie," Eugene O'Neill's grueling portrait of a waterfront slattern in confrontation with the abusive men in her life.
Her performance, nominated for a Tony Award, was vibrantly sensual, and her scenes with her co-star, Mr. Neeson, were acclaimed as sizzling and electric. The chemistry between them extended offstage as well; shortly after the run, Ms. Richardson separated from her husband, the producer Robert Fox. She and Mr. Neeson married in 1994.
Besides her husband, Ms. Richardson is survived by their two sons as well as her mother, her sister and a half-sister, Katherine Grimond.
A passionate advocate for AIDS research, Richardson (at an amfAR gala in New York City in February) became involved with the cause after her father died from the disease in 1991.
Ms. Richardson's more recent work has included more conventional Hollywood fare, including a remake of "The Parent Trap" (1998), the comedy "Maid in Manhattan" (2002) and the teen melodrama "Wild Child" (2008).
May Natasha and Liam's family and friends know that the world is still praying for them and their tragic loss. Natasha will be sorely missed. May she rest in peace.Â
Tranny hit down - TD
Mischa Barton has to get fat for new role - CNW
Check out Russell Brand in his underwear - CS
Seth Rogen is confused by his twin - AB
Oprah's newly adopted puppy dies - GB
Plastic surgery drama. Save the face - CW
Did you watch Ellen DeGeneres interviewing her wife? Too cute - AG
Innocent tits - IBBB
Pop that shit, gurl! - B!
Jenna Jameson names her sons Jesse and Journey - In Touch
Audrina Patridge to star in her own reality show - PL
In all fairness, if John Mayer's penis falls asleep for too long, his entire body would be affected and all blood flow and activity may slow down in his brain. He thinks with his dick anyway. John Player probably strums the guitar with his nutsack and tweets with his penis. His cock's well being is that crucial and its condition definitely meets all BREAKING NEWS criteria.
Adam Lambert is all kinds of hot, sexual and talented but I didn't wanna rub myself while watching him perform "Ring of Fire" last night. The performance felt dark-sided and he's kind of goth.
I don't like that S&M shit and I think he would wanna go there before he even found out my last name - if I were a gay male - and that makes me nervous. I don't get whipped or handcuffed to anything on the first date because I'm too much of a lady.
Anyway, here's Adam's performance of "Ring of Fire" last night. His voice is great but this was disgusting and not country soundin' at all, y'all. And truth is, he seriously doesn't have to win. He will be successful. That's the beauty of American Idol, those who don't win often attain more success than those who do.
Go gay Adam, go!
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