March 2009 News Archive (Page 16)

Tom Brady and wife Gisele Bundchen were spotted heading to Gisele's hometown of Brazil for some honeymoon fucking. Have fun, kids!

During a radio interview last week, Miley Cyrus explained what happened when she tried to meet Radiohead at this year's Grammy awards.

"My manager asked and said, you know, ‘Miley, she's really obsessed and she'd really like to meet them,' and they were like, ‘Yeah, we don't really do that.'"

Cyrus was left humiliated by the slight - because she had already boasted to her friends about meeting the band.

She adds, "I left 'cause I was so upset. I wasn't going to watch! I'd already texted all my friends, we were all freaking out."

In a statement issued to magazine Us Weekly, the Fake Plastic Trees singer says, "When Miley grows up, she'll learn not to have such a sense of entitlement."

Burn! Hiss! Sizzle! I luvs it, but that was cold of Thom. One of the benefits of being famous is that you'll have access to other famous folk. I can't imagine how let down Miley was. Radiohead also brushed off Kanye West who mentioned it during his Vh1 Storytellers, saying that he "sat the fuck down" when Radiohead hit the Grammy stage.

I understand that Radiohead are reclusive little anti-social artists, but it's not that difficult to meet someone. They're total diva dudes.

Leaving her blonde locks behind, Fergie debuts a longer, darker do at the March of Dimes Beauty Ball at New York City's Cipriani 42nd Street on Thursday. The singer and her Black Eyed Peas bandmates also performed at the event, which benefited the children's charity.

The part in her hair scares me. I think she'd look more glamourous, lame pun intended, if she curled that weave up and did something more dramatic with it. She reminds me of Elvira, only with a butterface and shorter dress.

I watched the Michael Phelps Matt Lauer Today Show interview on TV this morning and Michael's honesty was refreshing. He gives a great response at the end when Matt asks him what he'd like to say to his eight or ten-year-old fans. I also applaud him for not being a liar by saying he wasn't smoking herb. He neither confirms or denies it. Brilliant!

Matt Lauer, "I have to ask you: Were you smoking pot?"

Phelpsy,

"It was a bad mistake. I mean, we all know what, you know, what you and I are talking about. It's a stupid mistake. You know, bad judgment. And it's something that, you know, I have to, and I want to teach other people not to make that mistake."

While in London today, Lily Allen unleashed her water bottle on some paps. One of the paparazzos bumped into her car. Lily then got out, threw her water bottle at one and slapped another.

Lily was then taken away by her security. Ha! They watched it all take place.

This attack just isn't gangsta enough for my fancy. A water bottle just don't be hood.

You don't have to be a rocket scientist genius person psychic woman to realize that Howard K. Stern has a sinister vibe to him. Those. Eyes. I am skurred whenever I take a glimpse at his ugly face and he has always been suspect in the minds of many.

Howard turned himself in last night. He was arrested and charged, along with two other doctors for allegedly conspiring to give Anna Nicole Smith prescription drugs. TMZ reports,

Stern and Dr. Sandeep Kapoor (above right) and Khristine Eroshevich are being charged with a total of eight felonies.

According to the L.A. County D.A., the conspiracy counts allege the three defendants conspired to furnish controlled substances to Smith between July, 2004 and January 2007.

Stern and Kapoor were charged with one count of unlawfully prescribing a controlled substance. Eroshevich and Stern were charged with unlawfully prescribing a controlled substance between June 2004 and January 2007.

Kapoor and Eroshevich were each charged with obtaining a prescription for opiates by "fraud, deceit or misrepresentation." They were both also charged with one count of obtaining a prescription for opiates by giving a false name or address.

Kapoor and Stern were also charged with one count of "prescribing, administering or dispensing a controlled substance to an addict." Eroshevich was charged with the same crime for separate prescriptions.

Both Stern and Kapoor were released last night on $20,000 bail. Dr. Kapoor's office was recently raided for evidence against Stern. Stern denies any wrong doing.

May justice be served!

Britney Spears first #1 song is called "Baby One More Time" and Rihanna is the perfect person to sing "When I'm not with you I lose my mind/ Give me a sign/ Hit me baby one more time." The woman is living the lyrics!

Anyway, I know this story was confirmed yesterday but it's just too good for me to pass up.

Rihanna and Chris were sent to the studio so they could record a love song while tension and emotions ran deep, in an effort to capture it all on audio. Talk about a twisted marketing plan.

I can't wait to hear it and I'm hoping the video will be a recreation of what went down last month. Maybe only then will Rihanna look at herself and realize what a jackass she is becoming.

You want sympathy for these two crazies? Head on over to any random ass-kissing blog and I'm sure you'll find plenty over there. Happy Friday, all! Heh.

"I don't see people. I don't even have people's phone numbers. I almost don't want to have a girlfriend in this environment."

Hear that, all. Patsy fucks but he won't call you back cause he's only into casual sex. That's the kind of heartthrob environment he prefers to thrive in. Heh.

John Mayer posted this YouTube video which features the crooner working on new music. He claims that he has crossed over to hip hop. LOL. Gawd, I love him in all his cocky man whore glory!

In addition to sounding like she had some fried chicken stuck in her throat while singing, an all black outfit could only do so much to conceal Kelly's rolls and jelly. The poor thing has been struck with pregnancy rumors.

It's really not fair! Kelly Clarkson houses her fat in her waist, ass, thighs and face. None of it goes to her bubes or her upper body, therefore, her midsection and below looks supersized when her body's just accommodating to the weight gain.

TMZ, MTV, the NY Daily News and Transworld are all questioning if Jelly Clarkson's gut is housing a fetus. Sad. Bitch is just "normal," right? Well, we don't like our singers to be "normal" unless they're big, soulful black chicks. If you're any other ho, you better slim the gut down! Total double standard.

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