March 2009 News Archive (Page 18)

Britney Spears first #1 song is called "Baby One More Time" and Rihanna is the perfect person to sing "When I'm not with you I lose my mind/ Give me a sign/ Hit me baby one more time." The woman is living the lyrics!

Anyway, I know this story was confirmed yesterday but it's just too good for me to pass up.

Rihanna and Chris were sent to the studio so they could record a love song while tension and emotions ran deep, in an effort to capture it all on audio. Talk about a twisted marketing plan.

I can't wait to hear it and I'm hoping the video will be a recreation of what went down last month. Maybe only then will Rihanna look at herself and realize what a jackass she is becoming.

You want sympathy for these two crazies? Head on over to any random ass-kissing blog and I'm sure you'll find plenty over there. Happy Friday, all! Heh.

"I don't see people. I don't even have people's phone numbers. I almost don't want to have a girlfriend in this environment."

Hear that, all. Patsy fucks but he won't call you back cause he's only into casual sex. That's the kind of heartthrob environment he prefers to thrive in. Heh.

John Mayer posted this YouTube video which features the crooner working on new music. He claims that he has crossed over to hip hop. LOL. Gawd, I love him in all his cocky man whore glory!

In addition to sounding like she had some fried chicken stuck in her throat while singing, an all black outfit could only do so much to conceal Kelly's rolls and jelly. The poor thing has been struck with pregnancy rumors.

It's really not fair! Kelly Clarkson houses her fat in her waist, ass, thighs and face. None of it goes to her bubes or her upper body, therefore, her midsection and below looks supersized when her body's just accommodating to the weight gain.

TMZ, MTV, the NY Daily News and Transworld are all questioning if Jelly Clarkson's gut is housing a fetus. Sad. Bitch is just "normal," right? Well, we don't like our singers to be "normal" unless they're big, soulful black chicks. If you're any other ho, you better slim the gut down! Total double standard.

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Lyndsey Parker critiqued the voice of our generation who rocked a 1990's all jeans outfit?!!!

A man would take the stage who sounded so very, very bad even WHEN PERFORMING TO TRACK, or even WHEN LIP-SYNCHING.

Why don't the Idol producers just get on with it, and pick the contestant with the most marketable face/body/haircut and A-list star quality? Because surely if that contestant can't, you know, sing all that well, that's nothing Timbaland or one of the Neptunes can't fix with ProTools, right?

NO ONE else on American Idol would get away with a performance like this.

I kind of agree with her. It sucks when American Idol contestants sound better than the A-list performers, but Kanye got his start in music from writing and producing. He's experimental and his next record won't sound like 808, so I'm not trippin'. I listen to different musicians for different reasons. Many of some of my fave songs come from singers who can't sing worth shit and some who can sing can't write worth shit and it's all very complicated and impossible for me to explain. Everyone has their own appeal for very subjective reasons.

I admit that the man is gorgeous, but he's an idiot! What's iconic about stupidity?

Some gay dude met Brody at a club and posted the following ad to Mr. Jenner on Craiglist. I don't even need to comment. It's hilarious!

I saw you behind the D.J. booth and the go-go girls. You were ripped and hot sporting a truckers cap with flames. Okay, I have to admit I know who you are. I've seen you on at least 4 reality shows and your dad is like an olympic athlete or something. But after Friday night, I'm wondering if you may be m4m too!

I'm the good looking chap with glasses who pushed his way through all those chicks to get a better view. I stole your gaze a few times by seductively sucking on ice chips and rubbing them on my chest. Remember?

You smiled and winked when my friend shouted "Brody, did you know you are America's #1 gay icon." I think you said i love you when you brushed past me to leave with your entourage?

Let's get real. I'm ready for a serious Bromance. Are you?

Here's Katy Perry's Esquire photos where she's wearing a push-up that makes her look like she's smuggling fruit in her bra. I was totally clueless that the fauxmosexual has a chin dimple.

I pride myself on being observant, especially when it comes to physical features. Sometimes I clearly miss the mark. It wasn't until I took pictures of my boy toy years later that I noticed that he, too, has a chin dimple. Now that is just sad!

Katy is gorgeous!

I love it! But I'm a Brit Brit supporter and I'm easily amused. Love the pink shoes. Look hot, wiggle around a little bit, and I'm sold.

Project Runway host Tim Gunn is after his celeb crush Anderson Cooper, although the newsman, who stays silent on his sexuality, has been elusive.

"We've actually been trying to have lunch for a year and a half," Tim, 55, told OK! "Both of us are so busy that we haven't been successful doing it, but we exchange e-mails."

What attracts Tim to the 41-year-old AC 360 anchor?

"His brain, looks and style," says Tim. "He's fabulous!"

They are both fabulous and I wanna see a sextape. The silver fox looks like a top and Tim is such a power bottom. He'd be like, "Anderson, that's a whole lotta look! I'm concerned. Take it off, bitch. Make it work, dammit."

Sorry, you have to watch Project Runway to get what I'm talking about.

Denise Richards won't be getting any votes for her attitude, at least not the folks who work behind the scenes on the ballroom dancing reality hit.

"Denise Richards has already become the No. 1 least-liked contestant in the show's eight seasons." an anonymous veteran staffer snitched in a statement to the Chicago Sun-Times this week.

Show employees described Denise as an "insecure" and "demanding" canker sore who "complains about everything. It's really clear that she's one insecure woman. She's demanding and thinks she's smarter than the rest of us, it's really irritating."

Denise seems so stressed out that she's even on the show. She looks terrified during her routines! Good.

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