March 2009 News Archive (Page 19)

Quote Me of the Day: Donald Trump

"She better get the hell out. If she goes back, she's a loser and she doesn't deserve to have any future success."

I couldn't have said it better myself!!!!!!!! I don't think Robyn Fenty should have future success if she'll be singing Rihanna songs about the things that Rihanna would not put up with, but that her ass will.

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Rihanna is a caricature of the strong, confident woman Robyn Fenty should be. I feel let down and betrayed in a way because Rihanna The Singer doesn't put up with anything while Robyn Fenty clings to an abuser. This is why I prefer singers who write their own songs.

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Miley Cyrus' Tachycardia Heart Condition

Miley Cyrus has a condition called tachycardia, which causes her heart rate to speed up, she reveals in her new autobiography, Miles to Go.


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"The type of tachycardia I have isn't dangerous. It won't hurt me, but it does bother me. There is never a time onstage when I'm not thinking about my heart."

Cyrus also dedicates a chapter to her "Prince Charming," who appears to be ex Nick Jonas.

"Wow! I was so in love," she says. "Do you know what I'm talking about? The kind of love where the sun could shine or not shine all day long and you wouldn't care."

After they split, she penned "7 Things I Hate About You."

"I was angry when I wrote 7 Things," she says. "I wanted to punish him, to get back at him for hurting me. It starts with a list of what I "hate." But I'm not a hater. My heart knew from the start that it was going to turn into a love song. Why does he get a love song? Because I don't hate him."

I wanna read this book! Hide me, I am shamed.

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Mission Accomplished

Attention whore diva Madonna garnered the attention she was craving while walking the streets looking like a delusional idiot. Well played.

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Madonna shows off another classic costume �" she's dressed up as a schoolgirl �" to celebrate Purim Monday at the Kabbalah Center in New York.

What's In It For Lindsay?

As I look at these pictures of Samantha Ronson DJing at Prive nightclub in Las Vegas, I wonder how and why Lindsay is able to tolerate this shiz.

Samantha Ronson's rate went from $1,500 to $25,000 per night since she began dating Lindsay. That's cause club promoters expect Linds to show up at all of Sam's gigs. Sam's making more money, but what is Lindsay getting in return other than free Red Bulls and irritated ear drums? Although she's a co-dependent party girl, I still have to give Lindsay snaps for going to most of Samantha's gigs. Maybe she's trying to keep tabs on her? Dunno. But I would just prefer to sleep in on many nights. Then again, I would try to go to all of my ex-boyfriend's gigs when he was a singer of a band. Have to put groupie whores in there place.

Lindsay ponytail photo

I take it back, Lindz is just pussy blocking.

Chris Brown's Cougar Romance With 39 Year-Old Tina Davis

The woman who left the three-page text message on Brown's cell phone is Tina Davis. Davis -- who turns 40 this month -- was rumored to have had a relationship with Brown when he was 16. Brown and Davis denied it.

The text message to Brown talked about hooking up later -- and it totally pissed off Rihanna. She slapped and hit him and he then brutally fired back.

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The detective's affidavit refers to the text message as being "from a woman who Brown had a previous sexual relationship with."

Davis could not be reached for comment.

I'm so glad that this ugly ho has been publicly made the fool by TMZ. They know how to hunt a skank down! Sleeping with 16 year-old Chris when you're 37?! Speechless. Rihanna's way hotter, too. CB is a pig in every way conceivable.

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Get Used To It

 

I'm kind of obsessed with Kanye's blondyke Amber Rose.

Amber Rose big booty

Amber Rose and Kanye West can

You will be seeing her round this here blog quite often. I'm hoping Amber's fierceness will transfer through the pics I post of her and soon I, too, will be rocking hot, tight clothes, not at all concerned with my dozens of rolls that will be jiggling about while doing so.

Real Housewives of New York's Kelly Bensimon Arrested for Pulling a Chris Brown

Real Housewives of New York City newcomer Kelly Bensimon was arrested last week for allegedly punching her boyfriend and splitting his cheek open.


Jill Zarin, Sonja Morgan, Kelly Bensimon, Ramona Singer, Sonja Morgan, and the Rest of the "Real Housewives of New York City" in

According to court documents, Bensimon, a former model, and Stefanov got into a verbal argument, and she struck him with a fist, causing a laceration below his left eye.

"She split his cheek open."

Kelly's lawyer, Stephen Turano, says the charges are "unfounded" and she's pleading not guilty. Kelly was arraigned on Thursday, two days after her alleged assault on Nicholas Stefanov. Kelly is due in court March 31.

Kelly is 40 and Nicholas is 30! She's known him for three years. Nicholas says that he's always been "loyal and faithful" to Kelly. Well, that loyalty better end right about now. I don't condone domestic violence whether the attacker has a uterus or not. It's disgusting and if this story is true, this bitch makes all cougars look bad. Lock her up!

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And Now a Few Words From Miss Piggy Clarkson

Excerpts from her interview with USA Today.

On having children one day:

Kelly Clarkson in London

"Oh, my God, I have no desire. I would not be a good mother. I mean, I love being an aunt to my niece and nephew. And I used to want to, like, adopt 10 kids -- because I had friends who were adopted, and I thought that was the coolest thing, to be chosen. But...my job is too selfish."


On Watching He's Just Not That Into You:

"I went to see He's Just Not That Into You the other night, and honestly, you walk away from that movie feeling so glad that you're single.

On American Idol, the show she distanced herself from the past few years:

"There is no artist development (at record labels) anymore, and what's cool about the show is that you get to go on TV �" which doesn't usually happen when you're a beginning artist �" and decide what you sing, what you wear, how you talk. People appreciate the chance to vote for someone who may not get a record deal because they don't fit a certain prototype."

I disagree with pretty much everything this bitch says! No surprise, I'm sure.

my job is too selfish. - Where do I begin? How many singers have ever raised children? How many businessmen and women have raised children? Their job is "too selfish" but they're not "too selfish" to believe that they can not raise a child and hold a career simultaneously. These parents don't have millions in the bank either, let alone single mothers in high school and college. What a genius woman!

I'll leave my dissecting at that. I love Kelly's candor and her new album is really good, but she should just come outta the closet already. At the age of 26, trying to cite your job as a reason why you'll never have kids sounds like something a lezzie would do.

Good News For Nadya Suleman's Babies!

Nadya Suleman gets a $594,000 home where she'll receive around-the-clock neonatal intensive care nurses for her eight newborns.

Nadya Suleman has accepted an offer from Angels in Waiting to help raise her 14 children, she announced in a taping of Dr. Phil that will air tomorrow and Wednesday.

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The kids will also receive psychological and physical therapies. The services are set to begin as soon as the octuplets are released from the hospital, and will be re-evaluated every six months.

"The childcare will be completely transparent, so that Kaiser Permanente and Child Protective Services will see that Nadya is seriously committed to her family."

Suleman turned down Angels in Waiting first offer two weeks ago, Allred said, because the organization wouldn't let her film a reality show in the provided housing.

(Angels in Waiting estimated it will cost $135,000 a month to care for Suleman's eight babies  around the clock. Suleman currently has no job, receives food stamps and supports her children with disability payments.)

Suleman's father, Ed Doud, closes on a 2,500 square-foot four-bedroom three-bathroom home listed for $594,000 in La Habra, Calif., the seller's real estate agent confirms.

So, sounds like Angels in Waiting will not let this whore film a reality show if she chooses to accept their help. Score. And her innocent children will receive proper care. Score. Now can we not talk about her ever again forever never, please?

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Britney Spears' Pussy is Hanging Out Video and Audio

The video I posted early was pulled - this one is still up.

Britney Spears pussy


What a gem! Damn I wanna go to this Britney Spears Circus tour. It looks amazing. Britney Spears announces that her pussy is hanging out at the 0:30 mark.

Why did Britney think her mic was already turned off so shortly after her performance? And 2) Britney, your costumes are revealing, expect your pussy to fall out every single night.

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