March 2009 News Archive (Page 19)

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer may have called it quits.

A source says that the pair's on-again, off-again relationship may have ended when Aniston returned from overseas, where she was promoting Marley & Me. She returned sometime within the last week.

"He broke up with her when she got back from her European tour."

Aniston's rep did not immediately comment. Mayer's rep declined to comment on the singer's personal life.

I hope John dumped Jen so he could just speed up the inevitable. I want to blame her for being so ridiculous for trusting him, but I think it's all so tragic. Love hijacks all your common sense. I think she should just hurry up, adopt a baby and assume the role of barren washed up EWFL - Ex-Wife For Life!

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Bristol Palin has dodged a major bullet by ending her relationship with baby daddy Levi "fucking redneck" Johnston. Pressured into pretending that they were always gonna get married and Bristol's accidental pregnancy had nothing to do with it, they've decided to end their charade.

Johnston, 19, said the couple decided "a while ago" to split. He did not offer more details.

Palin -- the 18-year-old daughter of Alaska governor (and former vice presidential nominee) Sarah Palin -- and Johnston welcomed their son, Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston, on Dec. 27.

The couple had planned to wed this summer.

Last month Bristol called teen abstinence is "not realistic at all." and hoped that people will learn from her story.

"We both love each other," Johnston said earlier. "We both want to marry each other. And that's what we are going to do. We were planning on getting married a long time ago with or without the kid."

Well, I actually think Bristol's predicament gives young teens a realistic example of what happens when you have unprotected sex and get engaged just because a child is involved. I wish her, her ex and her entire family all the best.

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Angelina Jolie fires nanny because Brad Pitt gave the nanny a massage!!! - CNW
This is really freaky - CS
Hayden Panettiere is trying to get her ex-boyfriend fired from Heroes. Awwww. - WIMB
Anyone know how much this costs? - CK
Check out the book of cum faces - OMG
Ellen DeGeneres is a Scientologist?! - AB
Daddy Dude's whore to join Daddy Dude on Britney's Circus tour? SECURITY! - CW
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel to wed in Italy this summer - GB
The American Idol sex tape voting line scandal - AG
Kelly Clarkson performs her new single live video - B!

I have a confession to make. I. Am. Paranoid.

My paranoia is the byproduct of my impeccable intuition. I am rarely proven wrong about folk, therefore, I find solace in making assertions because my predictions seldom resurface to bite me in the D-cup. However, it remains probable that my predictions materialize into self-fulfilling prophecies. This worries me.

I can pick up on fakeness like a CSI forensic specialist can find blood at a fatal crime scene. I consider my intuition to be a gift, but I'm not tryna fool myself - it does not come void of substantial error. For example, when I am interested in someone, I only see and choose to believe what best suits my fantasies.

Once someone is on my Shit List, it is on such list that he or she will eternally remain. I am not proud of this, but I think I've improved at putting some Shit Listers up for promotion.

It takes a lot to upset me, and once you do me wrong the only way to remove yourself from my shit list is to rescue me from a burning building, pay off my credit card bills, fill up my gas tank and fly me to Chicago for a taping of The Jerry Springer Show.

Right now I'm grappling with the idea of overlooking my intuition and waiting to discover what transpires with folks whom I think are suspect. It's difficult, and I feel that my insights appear for the right reasons, as they should. Maybe I'm just being paranoid about being paranoid?

I made screen caps of this little gem that was posted from shameless man whore Michael Phelps' Twitter yesterday.

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Some people call Michael Phelps the Dolphin Boy, but the man is a muthafuckin' piranha! He hunts for chicks and doesn't care who witnesses his whoring pursuits. He didn't spend nearly two decades in aqua for nothing. All hail the panty dropper!

Just so you know: "Today in Celebrity Twitter" is a new POTP feature just like "Top 10 Strangest Google Searches is." Exclusive shiz that will appear on some days and not others. I can already predict right now that John Mayer's Tweets will be featured in like 70% of these Twitter entries. He is way obnoxious. Like, he probably orders vodka at the bar and substitutes the Red Bull with his own piss cause he thinks it has more nutrients and potency.

Chris Brown's spokesperson issued the following statement,

"Chris very much appreciates the support of his fans and the honor they have paid him in the way of nominations for Favorite Male Singer and Favorite Song. Unfortunately, the controversy surrounding the incident last month has shifted the focus from the music to whether he should be allowed to be among those nominated.

While Chris would like to speak to his fans directly about this and other issues, pending legal proceedings preclude his doing so at this time. Once the matter before him has been resolved, he intends to do so."

Nickelodeon said they're not removing Chris' name from the ballot and if he wins that's because fans voted for him. Ratings ploy. It's good to know that Chris' camp didn't co-sign on that. And there's no specific name cited in CB's press release, only a mention of a "Chris Brown spokesperson." Wonder if he's allegedly sleeping with this rep too?

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On March 2 The Bachelor viewers watched Jason Mesnick propose to cutie Melissa Rycroft. Minutes later he dumped her on the After the Final Rose special because he's a selfish fucktard!

Exactly one week later Melissa did a Viennese waltz into viewers hearts across America in the Dancing with the Stars season premiere. My Gawd, I sound cheesy, worse than People magazine. It's in my roots.

Melissa and her ex-boyfriend Ty have began dating again! She says that the Dallas-based insurance agent is her "rock," hope he gives her one too. Melissa has been dumped many many times and she even asked Jason what's wrong with her when he gave her the axe on TV.

"This is a reward, in a way, for what just happened," Rycroft says, knowing that sore muscles and all, the opportunity was a no-brainer.

Even though doing the waltz made the former Dallas Cowboys cheerleader "feel like an elephant in high heels," Rycroft says her objective was simple: "to go and have fun. That's the best I can do."

Melissa received two standing ovations from the DWTS audience - she only had two days to rehearse when the other contestants had four weeks!!!! She says, "I cannot think of a bigger word than overwhelming."

Melissa is a former Dallas Cowboys cheerleader and a former ballet dancer. I want her, Shawn Johnson and Lil Kim to win. Can they do a three-way this year? Luvs her!

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They didn't break up. They hit a rough patch. But in every long-term relationship, people go through ups and downs."

"These two are very much in love and plan to be together for a long time," says a friend. Another friend adds that recently, Megan and Brian, who have been together since 2004, even agreed to seek help for their relationship problems.

"In early March, they decided to enter counseling in hopes of staying together. They are committed to try and make it work." "He's a really great person," says Megan of Brian. "When I'm not working, I'm at home [with him] all the time."

This is why Megan is unattractive to me. Bitch is dumb. Beauty should be matched with some brains, but she's an awkward "tranny" who doesn't know how hawt she is and how doomed her relationship is. I want them to get hitched cause the sooner they wed, the sooner they split.

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Mandy Moore and singer-songwriter Ryan Adams got married yesterday in a private ceremony in Savannah, Georgia.

Mandy, 24, and Ryan, 34, began dating last year but broke up in July. Ryan, clearly in love, described Mandy as "one of those genuinely sweet angelic people you wish to meet your whole life."

Ryan blamed the paparazzi for their split claiming he was "allergic" to the attention she would attract.

Mandy and Ryan began dating last month and announced their engagement. They reportedly went ring shopping then got hitched yesterday. Mandy's rep confirms that the two are now Mr. and Mrs.

I wish them nothing but the best. May their relationship stand the test of time. Sounds like this love is real cause you gotta be in love to marry so quickly after getting back together. I'm all for crazy shit like this if those involved can actually make it work.

Congrats to the happy couple!

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Every single time I see pictures of Britney Spears and her sons Jayden James and Sean Preston it just melts my heart. I remember the days when Daddy Dude took away all her custody rights and she didn't see her boo boos for six whole weeks. That must have been so hard. Her documentary Britney: For The Record revealed that she lives for her kids. She must have a newfound appreciation for them and I really respect her decision to refuse to tour if they weren't coming along. They are both adorable.