March 2009 News Archive (Page 2)

The time just flew by!

How I Met Your Mother star Alyson Hannigan and her husband, actor Alexis Denisof, who kept the gender of their baby a secret during pregnancy, have welcomed a daughter.

The girl is named Satyana Denisof and was born March 24 in Los Angeles, which also happens to be Hannigan's birthday. "They're very excited, and mom and baby are doing great," says the rep.

This is the first child for Hannigan and Denisof, 42, who met on the set of Buffy the Vampire Slayer during the 1999-2000 season and were married at the Two Bunch Palms resort near Palm Springs, Calif., in 2003.

Can't wait for the baby pics. Congrats!

Infomercial geek Vince Shlomi was arrested in Miami Beach last month after a business transaction gone wrong. A hooker offered Vince some goods and he went with it, taking her back to his hotel. But when Vince began to kiss the whore she allegedly  "bit his tongue and would not let go."

According to the po po, Vince then pulled a Shamwow on the hooker, punching the whore several times until she released his tongue. Both the prostitute and her customer were arrested for felony aggravated battery. Prosecutors did not prosecute Vince or the ho, and by the looks of these disturbing photos, Vince definitely got out on top.

This entire story is equally strange as it is gross. I think the hooker is kind of badass for having the balls to bite a tongue and not let it go, but she's also a fucking moron. Then the Shamwow guy is an idiot for wanting to kiss a prostitute in the first place. Was he tryna make love? She's probably not used to being kissed and bit him so he wouldn't wipe the cocaine off her gums.

Tila Tequila is one of my favorite celebrities to follow on Twitter. She's so cutesy, funny and real! Here's some screen caps from her Twitter from over the weekend. I haven't returned to her main page since so there may be more goodness. She's good stuff.

I couldn't possibly agree with the last screencap I posted any more than I do! My gawd, how true is that? :)

Here's a leaked audio of Britney Spears asking if she'll be able to keep custody of her boo boos after Papa Spears stops running her life with an iron fist. I'm sure you heard this on TMZ already, but I had to post it. Gone is the repetitive usage of "y'all" that Brit Brit says on a very frequent basis. This is how a country girl tries to sound professional. Ms. Spears sounds all of 16 years old, like she's calling to find out information for her mom.

I can't wait for Papa Spears to be sent back to Louisiana.

Transcript:

Hi my name's Britney Spears. I called you earlier. I'm calling again because I just wanted to make sure that during the process of eliminating the conservatorship that my father has threatened me several times, you know, he'll take my children away. I just want to be guaranteed that everything will be fine with the process of you guys taking care of everything that things will stay the same as far as my custodial time.
That's it, bye.

On her stepson, John Monyahan.

"I understand that he has a mom, and I respect that. But to me, it's not like because somebody else delivered him, that's not my child �" I feel it is, 100 percent. I want him to have a great relationship with his mom, because that's important, but I love him the same way as if he were mine. I already feel like he's my son, from the first day. He's a little angel �" the sweetest, most cuddly, loving baby. I feel blessed to have him in my life."

Leave it up to a supermodel to take ownership of the baby she carried for zero months and did not push out through her vag lips. I can't believe Bridget said John is 100 percent her child?!!!! Homewreckers, I'll always hate 'em.

Pics are from Shanna's 34th birthday party that went down on Saturday.

Hathaway, taking a style cue from her current beau Adam Schulman, took a stroll in Venice, CA, rocking jazzy sneakers, a turquoise retro jacket and white frame shades. Possibly adding to their hipster closet, the couple walked arm in arm as they shopped the small boutiques lining the trendy area.

After Anne Hathaway kept talking about some mystery dudes to get the press off her back about her convict ex-boyfriend, it seems that she's found a human boyfriend with a pulse. They're pretty cute together. But his outfit? Tragic. Mickey Mouse, I couldn't walk out the door with a dude dressed like an idiot.

So strange! Paris Hilton, Doug Reinhardt, Lindsay Lohan, Lil Kim and Leonardo DiCaprio were in attendance. No pics of Leo, though.

Queen Latifah looks great.

The Pearl Harbor star, 30, was staying at the Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood when he began complaining of abdominal pain a little before 2 a.m. Monday. An ambulance arrived quickly, and he was able to walk into it on his own, his rep, Susan Patricola, said in a statement.

Hartnett suffered a "flare-up" of an ongoing gastrointestinal problem that has been bothering him for the last several months while he was performing in London in the stage version of Rain Man.

He is currently under observation of doctors and is resting comfortably, according to his rep.

A friend of Ashley Biden is peddling footage of 27-year-old Ashley Biden allegedly snorting cocaine. Ashley's friend was hoping to make $2 million from the tape, but dropped his price to $400k. Vice President Joe Biden has always taken a strong stance against drugs, and even coined the term "drug czar. Ashley Biden is a social worker for a child-welfare agency in Delaware. Bitch may be out of a job soon.

The dialogue is difficult to discern, but the woman makes repeated references to the drugs, said the lawyers, who said they viewed the tape about 15 times.

"At one point she pretty much complains that the line isn't big enough,"

Biden has been an outspoken crusader against drugs, coining the term "drug czar" in 1982 while campaigning for a more forceful "war on drugs."

The lawyers declined to name the person who shot the video, but said he knew Ashley well and had attended other parties with her at which there were illegal drugs.">said the second lawyer, who declined to identify himself. "And she talks about her dad."

The lawyers declined to name the person who shot the video, but said he knew Ashley well and had attended other parties with her at which there were illegal drugs.

The New York Post refused to purchase the video but I bet the News of the World, who tried to take down Michael Phelps, would. I wanna know how old this video is and why it's relevant? It's not even like Vice President Joe Biden is currently running for office.