March 2009 News Archive (Page 21)

As I look at these pictures of Samantha Ronson DJing at Prive nightclub in Las Vegas, I wonder how and why Lindsay is able to tolerate this shiz.

Samantha Ronson's rate went from $1,500 to $25,000 per night since she began dating Lindsay. That's cause club promoters expect Linds to show up at all of Sam's gigs. Sam's making more money, but what is Lindsay getting in return other than free Red Bulls and irritated ear drums? Although she's a co-dependent party girl, I still have to give Lindsay snaps for going to most of Samantha's gigs. Maybe she's trying to keep tabs on her? Dunno. But I would just prefer to sleep in on many nights. Then again, I would try to go to all of my ex-boyfriend's gigs when he was a singer of a band. Have to put groupie whores in there place.

I take it back, Lindz is just pussy blocking.

The woman who left the three-page text message on Brown's cell phone is Tina Davis. Davis -- who turns 40 this month -- was rumored to have had a relationship with Brown when he was 16. Brown and Davis denied it.

The text message to Brown talked about hooking up later -- and it totally pissed off Rihanna. She slapped and hit him and he then brutally fired back.

The detective's affidavit refers to the text message as being "from a woman who Brown had a previous sexual relationship with."

Davis could not be reached for comment.

I'm so glad that this ugly ho has been publicly made the fool by TMZ. They know how to hunt a skank down! Sleeping with 16 year-old Chris when you're 37?! Speechless. Rihanna's way hotter, too. CB is a pig in every way conceivable.

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I'm kind of obsessed with Kanye's blondyke Amber Rose.

You will be seeing her round this here blog quite often. I'm hoping Amber's fierceness will transfer through the pics I post of her and soon I, too, will be rocking hot, tight clothes, not at all concerned with my dozens of rolls that will be jiggling about while doing so.

Real Housewives of New York City newcomer Kelly Bensimon was arrested last week for allegedly punching her boyfriend and splitting his cheek open.

According to court documents, Bensimon, a former model, and Stefanov got into a verbal argument, and she struck him with a fist, causing a laceration below his left eye.

"She split his cheek open."

Kelly's lawyer, Stephen Turano, says the charges are "unfounded" and she's pleading not guilty. Kelly was arraigned on Thursday, two days after her alleged assault on Nicholas Stefanov. Kelly is due in court March 31.

Kelly is 40 and Nicholas is 30! She's known him for three years. Nicholas says that he's always been "loyal and faithful" to Kelly. Well, that loyalty better end right about now. I don't condone domestic violence whether the attacker has a uterus or not. It's disgusting and if this story is true, this bitch makes all cougars look bad. Lock her up!

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Excerpts from her interview with USA Today.

On having children one day:

"Oh, my God, I have no desire. I would not be a good mother. I mean, I love being an aunt to my niece and nephew. And I used to want to, like, adopt 10 kids -- because I had friends who were adopted, and I thought that was the coolest thing, to be chosen. But...my job is too selfish."

On Watching He's Just Not That Into You:

"I went to see He's Just Not That Into You the other night, and honestly, you walk away from that movie feeling so glad that you're single.

On American Idol, the show she distanced herself from the past few years:

"There is no artist development (at record labels) anymore, and what's cool about the show is that you get to go on TV �" which doesn't usually happen when you're a beginning artist �" and decide what you sing, what you wear, how you talk. People appreciate the chance to vote for someone who may not get a record deal because they don't fit a certain prototype."

I disagree with pretty much everything this bitch says! No surprise, I'm sure.

my job is too selfish. - Where do I begin? How many singers have ever raised children? How many businessmen and women have raised children? Their job is "too selfish" but they're not "too selfish" to believe that they can not raise a child and hold a career simultaneously. These parents don't have millions in the bank either, let alone single mothers in high school and college. What a genius woman!

I'll leave my dissecting at that. I love Kelly's candor and her new album is really good, but she should just come outta the closet already. At the age of 26, trying to cite your job as a reason why you'll never have kids sounds like something a lezzie would do.

Nadya Suleman gets a $594,000 home where she'll receive around-the-clock neonatal intensive care nurses for her eight newborns.

Nadya Suleman has accepted an offer from Angels in Waiting to help raise her 14 children, she announced in a taping of Dr. Phil that will air tomorrow and Wednesday.

The kids will also receive psychological and physical therapies. The services are set to begin as soon as the octuplets are released from the hospital, and will be re-evaluated every six months.

"The childcare will be completely transparent, so that Kaiser Permanente and Child Protective Services will see that Nadya is seriously committed to her family."

Suleman turned down Angels in Waiting first offer two weeks ago, Allred said, because the organization wouldn't let her film a reality show in the provided housing.

(Angels in Waiting estimated it will cost $135,000 a month to care for Suleman's eight babies  around the clock. Suleman currently has no job, receives food stamps and supports her children with disability payments.)

Suleman's father, Ed Doud, closes on a 2,500 square-foot four-bedroom three-bathroom home listed for $594,000 in La Habra, Calif., the seller's real estate agent confirms.

So, sounds like Angels in Waiting will not let this whore film a reality show if she chooses to accept their help. Score. And her innocent children will receive proper care. Score. Now can we not talk about her ever again forever never, please?

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The video I posted early was pulled - this one is still up.

What a gem! Damn I wanna go to this Britney Spears Circus tour. It looks amazing. Britney Spears announces that her pussy is hanging out at the 0:30 mark.

Why did Britney think her mic was already turned off so shortly after her performance? And 2) Britney, your costumes are revealing, expect your pussy to fall out every single night.

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Video of Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake on SNL - CNW
The fart machine - OMG
Britney Spears announces that her pussy fell out while her mic is turned on at her concert - WIMB
I used to think Gavin Rossdale was so cute. :( - CS
Jennifer Hudson: WOW, just WOW!!! - CK
Just what our kids don't need - AB
Real Housewives of Atlanta's NeNe is up for an award! - GB
Lindsay Lohan wants your money - CW
Amy Winehouse fans are upset about her being canceled from Coachella - RR
WTF is Charlize Theron doing with her career? - AG
Listen to Kelly Clarkson's second single that Katy Perry wrote - B!
Guess who's quitting? - IBBB

Pop on the Pop previously reported that Rihanna is the one who allegedly initiates the physical violence in her relationship with Chris Brown. As my friend who has worked for two major record labels and currently works for a smaller label said,

Rihanna was probably beating on Chris before he began to strike her back. That's allegedly exactly what had happened!!!!

Welford Hart, who lives with Chris Brown's mother, told the New York Post that Rihanna took off her stilettos and began beating him in the head while he was driving. These two are both great catches!

"When you take off your shoes and beat someone with high heels, that's going to hurt. He reacted and tried to get her to stop hitting him, but she kept screaming."

Today TMZ confirms what we already hinted at. Here's an excerpt from TMZ's post today,

Rihanna was the first one to strike -- slapping and striking Brown "numerous times" while he was driving, after seeing the text message from another woman. And Rihanna was fighting Brown as he punched and hurt her. We're told much of this is reflected in the official police report based on what Rihanna told cops.

Sigh. When will this unhealthy relationship come to an end? Chris Brown will not serve any jail time and Rihanna just may become his Mrs. like my friend also predicted. We just have to wait and see what happens and hope that they will both receive the help that they so desperately need.

Editor's Note: Strangest Google searches that led people to this site are in italics, words in plain text = my commentary.

• did justin timberlake stuff for the love guru? - Doubtful, but I didn't watch it. I really don't care what JT's working with, he's too much of a conceited douche for it to even matter.

• all kristens are sluts - Is this true? All I know is that all Mikes are assholes.

• do females usually have to take a shit after ass fuck?

• m & m tits photos - I've said Miss Piggy Clarkson has m&m size tits, that's why POTP appeared for this inquiry.

• can your testicle pop? - Sure, but it won't make a snap and crackle sound when it does. You'd have to be doing some Johnny Knoxville shit to pop it, I'm sure.

• is ashton kutcher mom lesbian - I've never heard this rumor before?!!!!

• cover up herpes on face

• beat a woman and then fuck her - Chris Brown, get off of POTP!

• cherries vomit

• celebrity vagina lips - Should give more exclusive interviews.