March 2009 News Archive (Page 22)

While at a fundraiser benefiting the Rehabilitation Hospital of the Pacific on Sunday, Hayden told reporters,

"Back up! Don't you ever touch me! Oh, am I supposed to do interviews? You all make my life miserable"

Some female reporter touched Hayden's shoulder and asked "May we talk with you, Hayden?" and she snapped. I don't blame Hayden. I don't blame her at all. Reporters are annoying and Hayden taught that lady a lesson. When I touched Molly Shannon's arm to tell her "thank you," she gave some stink eye. Celebs are not to be tarnished with a touch from any member of the common folk ever.

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At the Givenchy fashion show in Paris. Now this is a chick who does not take the backseat.

You'd think that Amber Rose was the no.1 selling artist and Kanye's just some cousin that she dragged along. I love her confidence.

Jessica Simpson thought boyfriend Tony Romo would propose to her on Christmas. Then she thought he would pop the question on New Year's. Then she had her panty pudding on reserve for Valentine's Day... no such engagement rock has appeared. Jess is reportedly seeking advice from younger, happily married sister Ashlee.

"[Jessica told Ashlee,] ‘I know Tony loves me, but I don't know if he'll ever propose.' … Ashlee has always been the more realistic, more practical of the two sisters. And Ashlee knows how much her sister wants to be married and have a baby of her own. But as wonderful as Tony is, he is not the marrying kind �" probably not for years."

There's always St. Patrick's Day. Tony could be liquored up enough to get down on bended knee... and pass out. I don't see an engagement happening anytime soon. I smell an inevitable breakup in the works.

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Lisa Lampanelli is ridiculously funny. One of my friends introduced me to her and I'm so thankful that she did. She always makes me laugh because she's a crazy, obscene bitch!

I see nothing wrong with Lisa's joke at all (it's towards the end). Rihanna is publicly making an ass out of her own damn self.

Maybe I'm insensitive?!

Ashlee Simpson has become the latest tenant of The CW's refurbished Melrose Place.

The onetime 7th Heaven star will play small-town girl Violet, a character whose disarming naiveté masks the calculating, shrewd sex kitten within. In other words, the little tramp's Sydney.

Heather Locklear is also in talks to return as Amanda Woodward. Melrose 2.0 will be on the CW, debuting on Tuesdays after 90210 in the fall. This story has been all over the blogosphere today and I read it last night, didn't know it was such a big friggin' deal. Do we even care, all? This show will get canceled, hopefully, and Ashlee will be on next season's Dancing With the Has Beens.

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OH. MY. GAWD. Y'ALL!!!

Remember how reports surfaced that Britney Spears' dancers had to pass drug tests? Well three of Brit Brit's Circus tour dancers have been fired for failing.

"I think (the fired dancers) just didn't expect to actually get tested. And drugs are just not okay so they had to go."

Spears' Circus tour will take in more than 40 dates and conclude in London on June 14th.

If Britney's dancers are going to be fired for failing drug tests, than Britney should be tested too. She could have given them the damn drugs for all anyone knows.

I don't agree with this at all. They train, they work hard, they're talented and they're performing dance routines like they've been doing for years. If their drugs don't affect their performance and they pose no risk to anyone, they should retain their jobs.

Why not just drug test all attendees at Spears' shows too! Papa Spears is crazy. You give a redneck a little power and he takes things to a whole other level. Brit needs to get custody of her kids and fire his ass from this conservatorship business. He's a total authoritarian, assholarian father! And she's a 27-year-old mother of two. She is grown.

Lady O and Gayle say that the Chris Brown and Rihanna domestic abuse fiasco is "a teachable moment," but by staying together they're teaching the wrong lesson. Preach it, sistah gurl!

I am so troubled by this horrible epidemic that Chris Brown and Princess RiRi represent. Domestic violence will never be okay. As Oprah says, "Love doesn't hurt!"

The couple, who have been dating on-and-off for the last few months, started dating six years ago.

"Sarah initiated the split this time. He's bummed. He's really blue -- very down. Seems like it's over for good this time. He's sad because he just bought a new place and now has nobody to share it with."

This breakup happened within the last two weeks. The couple, who first split in July, reunited last fall.

I totally saw this coming. I don't know what it is about Jimmy, but he falls into my 'bad boyfriend material' category along with Vince Vaughn. It's like, I like romance, and some dudes' idea of romance is flushing the toilet when they take a shit. Those are not the kind of men that I stay with for very long. Jimmy just seems hard to tolerate for long stretches of time while in an intimate relationship. Plus he doesn't seem like a commitment kind of guy, either, and I'm thinking Sarah wanted something more than a casual, undocumented relationship.

I remember when Sarah was on the Jimmy Kimmel show forever ago and he was a total jerk to her. I've always felt like she was more into him than he was into her. The picture above says it all. He should have been clenching her ass, not waving at it. That's how I knew they were destined for failure.

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There was a collective sigh exhaled throughout the gossip blogger community when M.I.A. announced that she did not name her baby son Ickitt.

M.I.A. set the record straight via her MySpace,

MY BABY IS NOT CALLED ICKITT, PICKIT OR LICKIT THANK YOU VERY MUCH TO ALL THE HOLLYWOOD PRESS. HES A BABY , HE DONT NEED PRESS!

I DIDNT RELEASE THE BABY NAME BECAUSE I DIDNT THINK IT WAS NEWS!!!!

BUT I WILL BE BACK WITH SOMETHING NEWS WORTHY SOON , TILL THEN GO PICK ON APPLE, SATCHEL AND MOON UNIT.

LOTS OF LOVE STICKIT!!

I really believed that her flamboyant, artsy, cultured ass would go for Ickitt. I'm hoping her son's name is even better, much more weirdness.

Daddy Pitt took out his mini-me Shiloh and Zahara toy shopping in D.C. These kids have some swagger already! Ridiculously cute. Shiloh's just like the fiercest bitch in the game, she'll tell you to refer all your requests to her publicist, and Zahara is like 'don't even think about it, I will cut you!'