March 2009 News Archive (Page 23)

Octo Mom Nadya Suleman is without a publicist -- again.

Victor Munoz quit as Suleman's rep Friday night.

"It just got to be too much," he says. "It's pretty much a free for all over there right now. They are freaking out right now. Not to sound arrogant, but those people depended on me for everything. You have no idea what I've had to do for these people.

"Nadya got real greedy. This woman is nuts," he adds.

"This I can say: what ultimately destroyed the business arrangement was personal reasons."

Suleman's first publicist, Joann Killeen, stepped down after her firm received over 100 graphic e-mail and voicemail threats.

"They'd put me in the wood chipper and throw me in the bottom of the ocean and hope I die," Killeen has said. "We've gotten her through the worst part of it and now they are putting their venom and anger toward us."

Wonder what will happen if Nadya doesn't get another publicist? She craves attention and she'll do anything to get it. Pregnancy announcement in 1, 2,3...

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Dakota Fanning will play Jane in Twilight's New Moon!! :)
Melissa (does her last name even matter) that The Bachelor dumped after proposing on the season finale of The Bachelor will replace Nancy O'Dell on Dancing With the Has Beens and Z-Listers
Britney Spears visits sick children in Miami and makes $100k donation
Producer says Rihanna's working on new music

Naked Keith Urban - CNW
The future is here, the Bionic Eye - OMG
Pamela Anderson's dented nipple - WIMB
Joe Francis and Brody Jenner have a bitch fight!!! - CS
About freakin' time - AB
The Seinfeld reunion - CK
They're getting married again?! - GB
The best idea in the history of best ideas - CW
Name the young celebuspawn attempting a music career - RR
Jennifer Aniston is obsessed with her weight, fears weight gain - AG
Lindsay Lohan "furious" over snub - SP
Harriet Carter Wednesday - IBBB

Check out this cheesy deleted scene from Twilight - DVD comes out this Tuesday. It is TERRIBLE!

Well, it's not one weave. That thing looks like four horses and rats were killed then had their hair dyed to put this mop curtain together.

Is she taking style cues from the airlines? Victoria Beckham looks ready to pilot her own posh plane in her military-inspired ensemble on Thursday at Los Angeles International Airport.

I love Posh's outfit. It's just as over the top glam as she is, but check out all that chisel in her jaw? Not cute.

Zac tells Elle magazine that his mommy dearest gave him a stocking full of condoms after reports serviced that he visited a sex shop.

After rumors surfaced that Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens hit a sex shop, he says his mother overreacted.

"My mom is like, 'Zac, what did you buy in a sex shop?' I was like, 'Mom, calm down, it's not a sex shop.' She wouldn't have any of it. She's like, 'I knew you were being sexual!' But she understood. My stocking was full of condoms this Christmas. She buys me the economy box."

Dayum! Zac's mom does not wanna be a grandmama. That's like giving your kid a license to make fuck. Don't be acting all surprised when you walk in and he's screwing some ho on the kitchen counter. Or maybe that's just my fantasy (and fear)? That's why I haven't done that yet cause the kitchen is too far from any closets where I'd need to go hide when interrupted.

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It looks like Paris Hilton has found herself a Z-list prince charming, Doug Reinhardt of "The Hills" fame. It looks like Doug's hand doesn't wanna be there, and he clearly cares about the camera more than he does her.

And notice how Paris' hand is hidden? She's going for his cock so she can suck him off as soon as the driver starts driving. Paris' main aspiration in life is to be a partying, disease spreading slut. At least she's achieving all of her goals.

According to Latina, rapper M.I.A. has named her newborn baby boy "Ickitt."

The boy was born Feb. 11. Before giving birth, she blogged: "MY EARLY STAGE LABOUR KICKED IN AROUND 2 AM … MY BABY WAS BORN WEDNESDAY (FEBRUARY 11), HE IS HEALTHY, FINE, BEAUTIFUL AND THE MOST AMAZING THING EVER ON THIS PLANET, OF COURSE IM HIS MUM!!!"

"Ickitt" is the first child for M.I.A (real name: Mathangi "Maya" Arulpragasam) and her fiance, musician Benjamin Bronfman.

Ickitt is actually a cool name... for a frog. How is Ickitt supposed to live his life as a respectable member of society with a name that sounds like a tracking device?

Amy Winehouse has been charged with assault. A dancer says that Wino hit her in the eye after she asked Amy to take a picture. The alleged incident went down at the End of Summer Ball in London on Sept. 26.

On Thursday, "Amy voluntarily attended a police station in London," where she was formally arrested and charged, her spokesman confirms. "She was questioned by appointment in relation to an accusation made after the Berkeley ball last year."

Winehouse was released Friday and is due back in court March 17.

Seriously?! If Amy Wino ever hit me I just may rip her beehive off and strangle her with it.

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