March 2009 News Archive (Page 25)

Jennifer Aniston's honey-colored highlights and unadorned 'do on the red carpet only look effort less - in reality, the laid-back-looking locks cost an estimated $50,000 to achieve.

She apparently believes her hair is worth the price tag, insisting on flying hairdresser Chris McMillan to Europe for a week while she toured "Marley & Me" premieres.

The steep sum includes the cost of jetting McMillan back and forth be tween Paris and London, his first- class-hotel stays and his sky-high styling fees, which allegedly cost more than $2,000 a tress session.

One of the things, if not the only major thing, that I dislike most about Jennifer Aniston is her hair. She has been wearing the exact same style for the past forever amount of years. Then she has people parting it and making sure it covers up like half of her face - like they did in He's Just Not That Into You. It's distracting. Jenny's hair was a scene stealer and should be nominated for some kind of award. It has much more talent than she does.

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Lindsay Lohan posing as Madonna for Glamour magazine's icons issue.

Times are tough, and crackheads are especially feeling the economic crunch. So fauxmosexual Hohan has put her Manhattan luxury pad on the market for $200k less than her neighbors, she's even throwing in some of her personal photos.

Lohan did a really nice job with the place, pouring $100,000 worth of upgrades into the 40th-floor apartment in the Atelier on far West 42nd Street. Check out these photos for a sneak peak inside Lindsay's ex condo.

The pad features two bedrooms, two bathrooms, floor-to-ceiling windows with an unobstructed view of the Statue of Liberty, stone countertops and other amenities. The building has a fitness and yoga center, sun deck, indoor pool, roof deck, lounge and a 24-hour doorman.

You can have it all for $1.2 million.

It's $200,000 cheaper than the floor above it and $150,000 less than the five floors on sale below it. There are even photos of Lindsay posing inside so you can show them to your friends and say she was there (or try to bury them in the recess of the Internet so no one can find them).

I wouldn't buy Lindsay's former place unless it passed all kinds of health inspections first. You know there's even crabs in the kitchen. Slut wouldn't discriminate where she was givin' dudes her firesnatch. Then you'd have to worry about random visits from her psycho Papa Lohan, begging for Lindsay's number so he could talk to her. One day you just might snap and slap that douche, then he would be pressing charges for sure... not really worth it?

Shocker!

I was hoping that I would be able to save Jewel's soul by voting for her. I'm a longtime fan of her original music. Sigh. Hugh and Criss Angel's ex Holly Madison is gonna replace her.

You know the Dancing With the Stars audience doesn't vote for sluts e.g. Kim Kadashian couldn't make it past the second week.

Sources confirm that Girl Next Door Holly Madison will replace Jewel in the new season of ABC's hit reality competition show. Madison agreed to join the celeb dance-off on Monday, and by yesterday she was already rehearsing at an L.A. studio with partner Dmitry Chaplin.

Although Jewel insisted that a case of tendinitis in her knees would not sideline her, doctors have apparently told the songbird to hang up her dancing shoes.

Good luck, Holly!

The handsome football star is set to appear on the next season of HBO's Entourage, which will film next week in Los Angeles.

"He will be playing himself at a celebrity golf tournament."

Presumably, Adrian Grenier's Vinnie Chase will also be participating in the tournament, but no word as to whether the New England Patriot will share screen time with Mr. Mercury Jeremy Piven's Ari Gold.

An HBO publicist confirmed the news.

Russell Simmons' kids earn ten times as much as you - CNW
"Dirty leather-daddy Hello Kitties after Alice falls through the vagina." - OMG
WTF did Megan Fox do to her hair? - CS
Johnny Depp gets violent - AB
Avril Lavigne's baby bump - WIMB
Katie Holmes gives good face - CK
Amy Wino wants to write about her Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaake - GB
Lily Allen is sorry - CW
The Ting Tings kill it - RR
Diversity is the new black - AG
Man convicted of murdering Harry Potter star Rob Knox. RIP - SP
Alicia Keys as Michelle Obama - B!

Editor's Note: Strangest Google searches that led people to this site are in italics, words in plain text = my commentary.

1. butt rubbing - With or without oils? Before, after or during sex? Clockwise or counter-clockwise?
2. "love farting on people" - You are shameless, but classy!
3. do girls get turned on when a man knows how to fight? - Depends on what exactly it is that he's fighting over. If the cause of the brawl is over who gets the last slice of pizza, a bloody battle is justified. But over someone insulting his child or mother? That's just immature and means he has serious temperament issues.
4. chimp blow job - I don't think I wanna know.
5. feel a girl up while shes sleeping - You're not really gonna get very far.
6. how get a new girlfriend so quick - If you're not going for quality, take home some skank from the club and try to make it work.
7. a picture of vanessa hudgens showing her bubes - Is this the way the cool kids are spelling boobs these days? Glad I've discovered it via these Google posts.
8. i am in love and she is not - Who gives a fuck?! Move on to someone who is in love with you who you're not in love with and get yours.
9. "eat pussy, not pork!"
10. if a girl fucks up the relationship between you and your man how can you fuck their relationship up? - Dumb bitch, you can't! But I did hear of some girl pulling revenge on an ex on the Howard Stern show ages ago. I'd say have a "doctor" call your phone to give her pregnancy results, have some guys call up asking for her because she's their girlfriend, or have one of your girl's call him crying about how she was just diagnosed with HIV and you think that he should know about it - that's the one I heard on the Howard Stern show. Bijou Phillips called up her ex, bawling her eyes out in the middle of the night, claiming she has AIDS. Better yet - just find someone better. Success if the best revenge.

On getting divorced.

"[It was] very humiliating and very isolating. But, by the way, if it's not painful, maybe it wasn't the right decision to marry to begin with. Those are the appropriate emotions.

"When people get in your face and say, 'This will pass,' you think, Are they crazy?" I'm never gonna feel any better than I feel right this minute and nothing's ever gonna make sense again. And I still have moments where I'm like, Nothing's ever gonna make sense again."

"[You have to] look at yourself and go, 'What part of this do I need to own? Which part of this is my responsibility? And that's the painful work that you have to go through to hopefully get some real life knowledge out of it."

I just love it when anyone, famous or not, is honest about their trials and tribulations. I also think her and Jake are the real deal.

Paris Hilton turned 28 on February 17th. Who knew? She is so washed up now. Anyway, when I saw these photos that were just released today, I was thinking that for someone with her checking account, her party looks low rent. Turns out that Paris held her fiesta at her mansion. Ultra exclusive and private is always the way to go if you can afford it. The only thing that matters is if she had fun, and it looks like she did.

Christina Aguilera's son Max is the antithesis of attractive. I won't say that he is fug, I'm just gonna allow you to read between the lines.

Max got it all from his bat boy father and I am saddened for him. He is going to be taunted. He looks like a lovechild of a hobbit and a Siamese mouse.

Christina Aguilera gives her little man, 13-month-old Max, a lift Tuesday after a lunch date in Los Feliz, Calif. Aguilera celebrated her son's first birthday in January with a bash inspired by the children's book Where the Wild Things Are.

On the set of her new movie Five Killers, Katherine Heigl has been demanding that her pasty ass be flown by private plane to and from the film's international locations.

She also requests "crazy amounts" of security. Hey, there needs to be plenty of people around to grab the chain smoker a cigarette and lighter before the goddess even requests it.

According to an extra on the film 27 Dresses, "Heigl reportedly refused to film any scenes until her pregnant assistant ran around and got her a Coke Zero. She refused to eat lunch next to anyone or have anyone speak to her once the cameras stopped rolling."

"No one on the crew likes her. She has a sense of entitlement that is really off-putting. Many directors that she's worked with in the past do not want to work with her again."

Katherine is big box office money and she has her own film/production company. She'll be around for a while, hopefully long enough to give a Christian Bale-esque rant. We just don't have enough females who really take it there in the business. Hollywood is lacking so many ways.

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