I do not have tickets, but my D-cups will get me in, dammit! I am very tempted to write a long rant about all the other bloggers who are bragging about their tickets, but I digress. Enjoy Brit Brit's lil promo video with Candie's.
All hail, y'all!
And now there's even more footage in this longer video posted below. VERY hawt, Britney, Bitch!
After Jason Mesnick gave the final rose (and the 3.1-carat engagement bling) to the former Dallas Cowboys cheerleader, 25, in the finale, he shocked audiences by breaking things off six weeks later in a taped After the Final Rose special to take another stab at his relationship with rejected finalist Molly Malaney, 24.
After introducing both of the ladies to his family (and four-year-old son Ty) Mesnick received a shock of his own in the form of a surprise visit from former Bachelorette DeAnna Pappas who tells him she made a mistake when she rejected his proposal in favor of pro snowboarder Jesse Csincsak. Though she tells Mesnick "I could see myself having a relationship with you," he turns her down explaining that he's fallen hard for both Rycroft and Malaney.
At the final rose ceremony, Mesnick rejects a shocked Malaney who responds by telling him, "I think you've made a mistake, a big one." The single dad then gets down on bended knee to propose to Rycroft, asking her to "make me the happiest man" by agreeing to marry him. The show cuts out with the happy couple jumping into the pool.
However six weeks later, at the After the Final Rose special, a tearful Mesnick tells Bachelor host Chris Harrison that the "chemistry is completely different" with him and Rycroft and that he hasn't been able to stop thinking of Malaney. He then tells his blindsided (and angry) Rycroft, "We're not right for each other." After breaking things off with his fiancée, Mesnick then asks Malaney for another shot, admitting that he's still in love with her. Her response? "I think we can see where things go."
First of all, I watched about four episodes of this season. Second, I like Jason, I think he's a great guy with a big heart. I applaud him for following his heart and choosing another ho if he feels that it's right. At least he didn't reject them both, he's trying. And third, you know ABCÂ gave him a bonus for following the contract and pulling this shit. Well played. I wonder what ABC has in store for next season.
Michelle Williams nude photos - CNW
CRUEL, hilarious prank gets workers to show up to work butt nekkid - OMG
Britney's comeback isn't selling enough tickets - CK
Three cups of Jonas Brothers chowder - AB
Double Dog - WIMB
Ashlee Simpson went partying last night, like her outfit - CS
Quite a stretch from her red carpet glamour! - CW
In case you missed the party - RR
Lil Kim dishes on a prison favorite - GB
Amy Wino attacks plane passenger video - AG
Naked dude from Sex and the City movie is injured - SP
John has just saved you some money - B!
Last night I got off the phone with my friend who's a record industry executive and she told me some things about Rihanna that sheds new light.
Rihanna is a raging bitch and my friend's friends have witnessed Rihanna slapping the shit out of Chris Brown at various parties on several occasions! While at the crowded social functions that Rihanna wouldn't just start beating on Chris, the two would be seen arguing over something, Rihanna would shove him or hit him and they would storm out together on a regular basis! They are a volatile couple and Rihanna and Chris equally love their dysfunction.
I remember that my record industry friend told me RiRi and Chris would get back together BEFORE they actually did. She says some men love women who fight and some women love it too. She reminded me that they're probably having incredible makeup sex right now and she thinks that they'll even get married.
She says that Rihanna needs a mature, older man, not 19-year-old Chris, but that she acts like an idiot and no older man would wanna put up with her immature ass. She says that Rihanna grew up around men, fighting with her male relatives. She's probably a fairly decent fighter and doesn't consider fighting with a man as out of the ordinary as we do.
Here I was thinking of Rihanna as such a pushover behind closed doors. Not true! Rihanna allegedly beats on Chris Brown all the time. In summary - they're poison for each other.
Just to reiterate, I am not on Chris' side. Domestic violence is cowardly, reprehensible, unforgivable and often untreatable behavior. BUT, Chris' relatives and various people have said that Rihanna had to do something to set Chris off because he's not an angry, violent person. My friend says Rihanna was probably arguing with him, slapping him and being a bitch, then thought it was cute to throw his keys out the window and that's how their fight began. There are definitely two sides to a story and Rihanna and Chris both need to properly treat their dysfunction, not together, but away from each other.
In the April issue of UK Elle magazine, Jennifer Aniston doesn't give up the deets on her divorce from Brad Pitt.
'No matter what I say, things will always be taken out of context and misinterpreted, will always be turned around to make it seem as though I won't let something go, or that I just keep talking about it over and over. I don't owe anybody anything. I don't owe anybody my side of the story."
Gawd, I luvs me some Jenny Maniston! Preach it sistah gurl!
In regard to their work over the past few years, Paul Rudd, Seth Rogen, Jason Segel and Jonah Hill have all earned the title of 'comedy legend.'
And Jonah Hill's ass actually looks fairly decent, not as flat or chunky as I would expect for someone his size. I've always thought he was cute. No, this picture does not make me think he's hot at all, but I do love funny guys. This picture made me lol.
I would never look as voluptuous and sexy confident in that outfit as Kanye's new ho, Amber Rose does. Luvs her!
Sick fuck Michael Lohan lurks every website possible to find out what Lindsay Lohan is doing because his daughter doesn't talk to his ass. Via her Twitter, Lily Allen mentioned that she's spending some time with Lindsay, which, of course, prompted a response from Daddy Lohan.
Lily Allen didn't expect her posting to be read by her pal's dad - who promptly reprimanded her for her partying habits.
Allen tells Australian TV host Rove McManus,
"I've only been on Twitter for like a month or something but the other day I was in Los Angeles and I hung out with a friend of mine, Lindsay Lohan, and I got a Twitter from her father going, ‘Dear Lily, I think you have an alcohol problem that needs to be addressed.' From Michael Lohan! I was like ‘Leave me alone!'"
ZOMG! I want to cuss Michael Lohan out for Lindsay, Samantha, Lily and everyone on the planet, but you know it would be so draining. I just want to vomit on him. Sorry, all. I know that's a bit much, but at least I'm always honest.
Oh and Papa Lohan's Twitter is currently suspended! :)
Here's the first picture of Gisele Bundchen in her Dolce & Gabana wedding gown, a glimpse at Tom's ring and homewrecker Gisele holding his son John Monahan.
I have a new addition in my personal 'Chris Brown: Why Not?' Series. Chris Brown is recording new music. Of course he is. His horny, dumb lady fans will buy it in droves, they gotta support they boo, right?
In addition to riding a jet ski daily in the waters behind Diddy's manse, where he has been trying to patch things up with his girlfriend following their Grammys eve blowup, Brown has been laying down tracks for a new album.
Brown, 19, has been in Miami for about a week and has been recording late at night at Miami's famed Hit Factory studio. There has been no sign of Rihanna, 21, at any of the sessions.
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