March 2009 News Archive (Page 9)

No confirmation necessary. The powder look with the sparkling blue eyes is an idea that could only come to mind when an egomaniac like Kanye West is just bickin' it cause he be boo. And if you dunno what that means, I'm sorry. Translation will come in another post at another time. I had a great time over the weekend with some ghetto kids that I know and I made them get me all caught up on ghetto slang. Good times. Love those kids and I like Kanye's phootospread. I have a penchant for all things innovative and all things Yeezy. Clearly Complex magazine allowed him to just be great and dusty looking.

She sure is!

Lindsay Lohan's  excessive spending is causing problems in her fauxmosexual relationship with Samantha Ronson.

"Lindsay is spending like crazy! She's living on credit right now. She has no cash. The problem is, the money being spent is mostly Sam's because Lindsay doesn't really have any of her own at the moment.

Sam really thinks Lindsay needs to learn how to become a recessionista and manage her money better."

Another "friend" of Lindsay's added that Lindz has never been a rich bitch, but it's only gotten worse and the only money she makes comes from her personal appearance fees when she accompanies Samantha. However, because Linds continues to break Sam's windows and fight in the middle of the night, clubs aren't paying her firesnatch the same rates that they used to.

Recent extravagant purchases the starlet has made include a $30K Rolex watch and a new Maserati, a glam ride which usually costs upward of $100K.

Well, at least this information allows us to gauge a specific experation date for this relationship. When Lindsay starts getting actual work, we can expect the subsequent breakup rumors that emerge to actually be true. They will both be better off.

Josh Groban and Katy Perry are both friends with Perez Hilton. Josh Groban and Katy Perry both hang out with Perez at the same time. Josh Groban and Katy Perry probably hang out with Perez at the same time with plenty of alcohol running through their veins coupled with dim lighting and foreplay music playing in the background. It was bound to happen. Bloggers are saying that these two are a new item. I like Katy and Josh and I wish them nothing but the best until they duet together. Please. Gawd. No.

This is why I love Kanye West. "Why do people always write LOL at the end of there (sic) text when there's nothing to laugh about." Agreed. I usually just eliminate the "LOL" and the "Haha" and allow my jokes to bomb naturally, as they should.

Oh and "I'm like mad happy" means that sex with Amber Rose is amazing. I thought it would be LOL.

You can click twice on the screencap above to enlarge Kanye's post.

She has a great boyfriend. She has great legs. Great hair. Great eyes. An Oscar. A successful career. Who needs proper posing while on the red carpet for an animated new flick that will bring in lots of zeros? Child, please! If Reese wants to spread her legs like she's gonna leak at any moment while you race to the puddle with napkins to soak and sell on eBay, then that's what she'll do. Dammit.

Maybe it's the dress, but I'm gonna go ahead and blame Fergie's shoes. They make her look bigger.

I will resist the urge to buy similar shoes or to pair them with a similar dress after looking at this pic. I think it's kind of tragic. So I posted it so that y'all could see evidence of the fat effect for yourselves. You can thank me at Christmas.

Now if this isn't love, than I dunno what is.

Ashton Kutcher, aka aplusk on Twitter, posted a link to a photo of Demi Moore's glorious, cellulite free, firm bootay. Can you tell that I'm equally as excited about her quality of ass cheek as Ashton is? That's because mine isn't anywhere near to being suitable for the above position or pose to be captured and posted online. But you'll know when it is as soon as it happens cause I'll be updating my MySpace photo and making a new avatar of it for here on POTP.

Alex Rodriguez has allegedly fancied shamed former NY Governor Eliot Spitzer's madam, Kirsten Davis. A-Rod met the businesswoman at a Philly gym and tried to get in her panties by sending her and her hooker employees emails, jewelery and flowers!

When A-Rod asked Kirsten on a date, she told him that she has a boyfriend. She gave him a card for her service instead. A-Rod then called her up and had a two-hour session with a prostitute. He used his real name and became a repeat customer. He developed a fuckship with the hooker who fell for him - she didn't even charge him for the sex. But the hooker girl wasn't enough for this man whore, and he continued to pursue Kirsten via email with his Shakespearean prose.

In an e-mail exchange provided to The News by a former booker for Davis' Wicked Models, Rodriguez purportedly told Davis on Nov. 17, 2006: "Thanks for setting me up with Samantha. She was gorgeous. But she is not you. When can I see you you are gorgeous . . ."

The exchange goes on:

Davis: "Hi Alex. You don't want to see me. I'm no fun. lol. Just because your (sic) so sweet, here are some pics of me and I appreciate the compliments. Your (sic) a doll. Thanks, Kristin"

Rodriguez: "You have been playing hard to get for a year now, your (sic) killing me."

Davis: "It's not playing I am hard to get. Maybe you should try harder."

Rodriguez: "Kristin, I definitely will and I love the pics. I put the one on my cell so I can look at you all the time. Alex."

Davis: "You are too sweet. I'll let you know when I get someone you like."

This video is foreplay! Hot. Hot. Hot! Ciara is damn delicious.

A Michigan radio station was talking about LeAnn Rimes' cheating scandal and her marriage to her alleged gay husband Dean Shermet when listeners phoned in to say that he is gay.

One of Dean's former dance students called in and said "He's definitely gay."

Dean's cousin also phoned in with some news.

On the radio, the so-called "Pebbles " declared that Sheremet "doesn't care" that Rimes had an affair with her TV movie costar Eddie Cibrian because "he's gay." The woman also added, "He's been gay since he was probably five."

LeAnn's rep is lying by omission and practically confessing via omission because she did not confirm or deny Dean Sheremet's sexuality. She issued the following response,

Rimes's rep's response? "Although Dean and LeAnn never knew they had a cousin named Pebbles, they are glad to hear that she has come out of the woodwork," he says. "Dean and LeAnn are also interested in connecting with their other long lost family members: Fred, Wilma, Barney and Bamm-Bamm. So Pebbles, please let us know if you have spoken to them, too."

See that there, folks? That is the kind of defense/ explanation that would infuriate a heterosexual man.