March 2009 News Archive (Page 9)

Now if this isn't love, than I dunno what is.

Ashton Kutcher, aka aplusk on Twitter, posted a link to a photo of Demi Moore's glorious, cellulite free, firm bootay. Can you tell that I'm equally as excited about her quality of ass cheek as Ashton is? That's because mine isn't anywhere near to being suitable for the above position or pose to be captured and posted online. But you'll know when it is as soon as it happens cause I'll be updating my MySpace photo and making a new avatar of it for here on POTP.

Alex Rodriguez has allegedly fancied shamed former NY Governor Eliot Spitzer's madam, Kirsten Davis. A-Rod met the businesswoman at a Philly gym and tried to get in her panties by sending her and her hooker employees emails, jewelery and flowers!

When A-Rod asked Kirsten on a date, she told him that she has a boyfriend. She gave him a card for her service instead. A-Rod then called her up and had a two-hour session with a prostitute. He used his real name and became a repeat customer. He developed a fuckship with the hooker who fell for him - she didn't even charge him for the sex. But the hooker girl wasn't enough for this man whore, and he continued to pursue Kirsten via email with his Shakespearean prose.

In an e-mail exchange provided to The News by a former booker for Davis' Wicked Models, Rodriguez purportedly told Davis on Nov. 17, 2006: "Thanks for setting me up with Samantha. She was gorgeous. But she is not you. When can I see you you are gorgeous . . ."

The exchange goes on:

Davis: "Hi Alex. You don't want to see me. I'm no fun. lol. Just because your (sic) so sweet, here are some pics of me and I appreciate the compliments. Your (sic) a doll. Thanks, Kristin"

Rodriguez: "You have been playing hard to get for a year now, your (sic) killing me."

Davis: "It's not playing I am hard to get. Maybe you should try harder."

Rodriguez: "Kristin, I definitely will and I love the pics. I put the one on my cell so I can look at you all the time. Alex."

Davis: "You are too sweet. I'll let you know when I get someone you like."

This video is foreplay! Hot. Hot. Hot! Ciara is damn delicious.

A Michigan radio station was talking about LeAnn Rimes' cheating scandal and her marriage to her alleged gay husband Dean Shermet when listeners phoned in to say that he is gay.

One of Dean's former dance students called in and said "He's definitely gay."

Dean's cousin also phoned in with some news.

On the radio, the so-called "Pebbles " declared that Sheremet "doesn't care" that Rimes had an affair with her TV movie costar Eddie Cibrian because "he's gay." The woman also added, "He's been gay since he was probably five."

LeAnn's rep is lying by omission and practically confessing via omission because she did not confirm or deny Dean Sheremet's sexuality. She issued the following response,

Rimes's rep's response? "Although Dean and LeAnn never knew they had a cousin named Pebbles, they are glad to hear that she has come out of the woodwork," he says. "Dean and LeAnn are also interested in connecting with their other long lost family members: Fred, Wilma, Barney and Bamm-Bamm. So Pebbles, please let us know if you have spoken to them, too."

See that there, folks? That is the kind of defense/ explanation that would infuriate a heterosexual man.

Newlyweds Mandy Moore and Ryan Adams, who tied the knot two weeks ago, match their smiles and steps Saturday as they arrive at Los Angeles International Airport.

I've always liked Mandy Moore. Ryan Adams is one lucky guy.

Twilight comes out this Saturday and apparently there are The Twilight Awards? Never heard of it. Anyway, this video is cute and I am pretty excited for New Moon because I'm a dork like that.

Justin Timberdouche and Jessica Big Booty ho are having relationship drama.

The couple, dating since 2007, has recently been dogged by rumours they plan to split, with a source telling The Chicago Sun-Times: "Things are not going as smoothly as (Biel and Timberlake) would want people to think they are."

The stars then added to the speculation when they failed to deliver a scheduled promotional appearance at the launch of an Indiana Live Casino in Shelbyville, Indiana on 13 March.

And their absence infuriated many members of the 8,000-strong audience.

I hope that they just decided to stay home and make fuck. I want JT off the market cause he's a John Player in his own right: toxic to all pussy that he comes into contact with and he'll throw you under the bus when he's done busting a nut.

I could not stop laughing at Ellen's reaction to Oprah's invitation! I love Ellen so much, she is too funny. Ellen has been saying that she wants to be on the cover of Oprah's magazine, so Lady O surprised her by calling Ellen up and inviting her.

Ellen and Oprah have quite a history together. Oprah guest starred on Ellen's TV sitcom Ellen during her famous coming out episode. Ellen also attends Oprah's various house parties and Ellen has appeared on Oprah's show a few times. They're friends.

Here's a photo of Joe Jonas mocking Asian people by stretching his eyes out like Miley Cyrus. Racist asshole or pure dumbass?

If I actually cared I would say he's a fucking idiot, not racist, just uncreative. Anyone remember the days where people would flip their eyelid back if they wanted to look scary? Or curl their tongue up? Where have those days gone? Today all we have are bra flashes, booty shots, clevage close-ups and stretched out eyes. A goofy face needs to actually look goofy. Stretching out your eyes is so lame. The Jonas Virgins need to get laid, hopefully with a dude too. Still think one of 'em has got to be a closet case.

I think Kelis should be around 5 months now or so? She looks pretty. I like the blue and yellow in her hair too. It works on her, not on everyone.