March 2009 News Archive (Page 28)

Sick fuck Michael Lohan lurks every website possible to find out what Lindsay Lohan is doing because his daughter doesn't talk to his ass. Via her Twitter, Lily Allen mentioned that she's spending some time with Lindsay, which, of course, prompted a response from Daddy Lohan.

Lily Allen didn't expect her posting to be read by her pal's dad - who promptly reprimanded her for her partying habits.
Allen tells Australian TV host Rove McManus,

"I've only been on Twitter for like a month or something but the other day I was in Los Angeles and I hung out with a friend of mine, Lindsay Lohan, and I got a Twitter from her father going, ‘Dear Lily, I think you have an alcohol problem that needs to be addressed.' From Michael Lohan! I was like ‘Leave me alone!'"

ZOMG! I want to cuss Michael Lohan out for Lindsay, Samantha, Lily and everyone on the planet, but you know it would be so draining. I just want to vomit on him. Sorry, all. I know that's a bit much, but at least I'm always honest.

Oh and Papa Lohan's Twitter is currently suspended! :)

Here's the first picture of Gisele Bundchen in her Dolce & Gabana wedding gown, a glimpse at Tom's ring and homewrecker Gisele holding his son John Monahan.

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I have a new addition in my personal 'Chris Brown: Why Not?' Series. Chris Brown is recording new music. Of course he is. His horny, dumb lady fans will buy it in droves, they gotta support they boo, right?

In addition to riding a jet ski daily in the waters behind Diddy's manse, where he has been trying to patch things up with his girlfriend following their Grammys eve blowup, Brown has been laying down tracks for a new album.

Brown, 19, has been in Miami for about a week and has been recording late at night at Miami's famed Hit Factory studio. There has been no sign of Rihanna, 21, at any of the sessions.

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I love me some ScarJo, but WTFug has she been doing these days? My curvy goddess also looks like she may have lost some weight too.

She doesn't need to lose a pound. The lipstick, dark eye shadow and hair color choice are just wrong for her pale skin.

A glammed-up Scarlett Johansson and Kate Hudson enjoy the VIP treatment before the Dolce & Gabbana runway show Monday at Milan's Metropole. And Johansson should have plenty to smile about: She was recently named the face of the luxury brand's new makeup collection.

Here's American Idol contestant Adam Lambert trying to fake the fierce in drag and sucking face with some dude I hope he just met. I love Adam Lambert's bright makeup and I wanna borrow some of his outfits.

It's time for a gay American Idol cause runner-up Clay Aiken doesn't count!!

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If I had a gorgeous A-list girlfriend who took me back after I beat her ass and is single handedly salvaging my career, I'd be seen grinning, flexing and chillaxin' on a jet ski too.

Days after their reunion in Miami Beach, Chris Brown and Rihanna are "staying close to home" together, says a source.

An earlier report that Brown was partying at the Gansevoort South hotel with Reggie Bush and Khloe Kardashian on Saturday night turns out to be a case of mistaken identity.

Kardashian wrote on her blog, "So I woke up this morning to a ridiculous amount of missed calls and news EVERYWHERE that I had been spotted out and about in Miami with Chris Brown. The funny part about this alleged 'news' is that I've never even met Chris Brown!"

The reason for the confusion? "Reggie's best friend looks just like Chris Brown," says a source close to Kardashian. "They were all at the Gansevoort, but it wasn't Chris."

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