March 2009 News Archive (Page 3)

John Mayer showed off his toned legs on his second annual Mayercraft cruise over the weekend. The Mayercraft cruise is the attention whore's ultimate orgy fest.

Last year John Player put some tooth floss between his ass cheeks and ran around in a mankini. He's a whore. And an exhibitionist... And a good time. It's undeniable that the man brings the funny.

I'm going on this cruise next year. I am NOT joking. Trust. I am seriously going on this damn cruise next year. After looking at the pics for the past two years, it's clear that I'm missing out on something completely ridiculous and that is unethical.

Pharrell first gave us this dumbass video last week. Now he's back, yelling at some college kids to move back.

Glad I wasn't there. If I wanted to pay money to get cursed at, I'd be flashing my tits outside a strip club, upsetting the bouncers cause the patrons would be paying me instead of going inside.

Christina Aguilera is photographed leaving The Viper Room on  Saturday. She was probably rehearsing her performance for Perez Hilton's 31st birthday party where she performed that night. Xtina has NO hair! Even her bangs are sewn or glued in synthetic strands. No female's hairline begins that far back. I think she's pretty enough to pull off a short 'do. She should just shave it all off and start over cause the weaves are yanking out the lil peach fuzz she has left on her noggin. Heh.

Beyonce's I Am tour kicked off in Canada and she had an ode to famous Canadian Alanis Morissette by covering her hit single "You Oughta Know." I love this song and powerhouse Beyonce is the perfect diva to cover it. I'm really hoping that the entire song will get leaked on video. I looked, but the video above is as long as it gets. Enjoy.

I'm just going to copy and paste this tragic story from the source itself, breatheheavy.com. I am outraged. Although it's great that Jamie Spears has revived his gravy train's career, I have never been a fan of his tactics and overbearing requirements that he has placed on Britney and all those involved in her career. He disgusts me. I feel really badly for the site's creator. He has poured his energy into his site for five years and now it is all in jeopardy because of Papa Spears.

Dear BreatheHeavy readers,

I, Jordan Miller, Owner & Webmaster of BreatheHeavy.com and BritneyRes.com, want to thank you with all my heart for the loyalty and support you've shown over the last 5 years BreatheHeavy has been open.

We are all here for one purpose: to support the icon of our generation, Britney Spears, and to continuously stick by her through the good and bad.

I have been battling the conservatorship Britney is currently placed under for months now. When I did not conform to the requests and demands Britney's management and father, Jamie Spears, recently put upon BreatheHeavy to stay quiet, they in turn became angry and malicious, launching, what I feel is an unjust attack, against me and my website.

As a result, I received a legal notice from Jamie Spears' lawyers pressuring me to close BreatheHeavy.com by 3:00 p.m. PST today, March 27, 2009, or face an injunction, claiming they will pursue legal action by Jamie Spears, who, as a conservator, is legally allowed to act as Britney and sue using her money and lawyers.

"Britney doesn't control her affairs," said Brad Rose, the lawyer representing Britney in this case in a telephone conversation. "You are an uber fan who's gone a little too far."

The legal notice states BreatheHeavy is not in compliance of Copyright Infringement laws, violating Britney's rights of publicity and privacy.

"Ms. Spears will pursue damages and injunctive relief in connection with the blatant violation of her rights of publicity and privacy."

Additionally, the Google and TicketMaster ads placed around the website are a "major issue," stating I am using Britney's name and image for financial gain without her consent.

BreatheHeavy.com is a non-profitable website, meaning I, nor anyone, makes a PROFIT off the website. The ads used help the website remain self-sustainable, and if there is a profit made, the funds, in return, are used to purchase magazine scans and other materials needed for the website.

Am I crazy and naive for running a major website that leaves me in debt each month? Possibly, but BreatheHeavy is my passion, a creative outlet that has allowed me to grow as an individual.

Britney Spears is my inspiration; I can't put a price on that.

Though I made very clear to the attorneys that BreatheHeavy is a non-profitable website, it is of no concern of theirs.

This conservatorship Britney is placed under, which controls every aspect of her life, is now clenching the future of her biggest Fansite.

Top Chef's Padma Lakshmi's super sexy and stupid new Carl's Jr. commercial video - CNW
Paris Hilton's boyfriend Doug is requesting lots of friends on MySpace. Should just beg VH1 for a show - TD
Michael Lohan wants to be Lindsay Lohan's conservator. Hahahahahahahahahaha! - CS
Twitter may actually be harmful to Ashton Kutcher's marriage - AB
Joaquin Phoenix gets blamed - WIMB
Pictures of Beyonce's tour costumes - PB
Sean Penn, Jim Carrey and Benicio Del Toro to star as the Three Stooges - GB
Britney's tour slip up video that took the net by storm this week - AG
Miley Cyrus knows the Hannah Montana movie may be the end of the series - B!
Surf Nazis must die - RR
Jennifer Aniston blurts out - IBBB
T.I. sentenced to one year and one day - MTV
Aaron Spelling's mansion with 123 rooms is on the market for $150 million - PL

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John Mayer tells E! what he thinks of Twitter. He's already receiving backlash, defending himself on his Twitter page.

"It's inherently silly and it's inherently dumb. If you really think that Twitter is the pathway to spiritual enlightenment, well... It's one step away from sending pictures of your poop."

"I've always communicated at a high level as best I can whether it's Twitter, Napster or message boards or wherever. I don't have a devotion to Twitter. I didn't sell out to Twitter. You do Twitter until everybody gets off of Twitter and it's something else you go and try out."

John Player updates his Twitter incessantly. What a hypocritical douche! That being said, I wouldn't have a Twitter if I didn't have a website cause it's just posted IMs and it is dumb. I've always said it. It's also a trend that will die just like MySpace did. So get  in on it now. :) If you don't have a Twitter, hurry up and make one! John and I have tempted you into it cause we're great sales people. Heh. You can follow POTP on Twitter by clicking here.

If you do a lil body language expert analysis, you can predict that the divorce announcement will hit within the next 1.5 years. Pete is just not that into Ashlee and her bad lipstick, bad weave and deep chin butt dimple. I can't say that I blame him. Although it appears that they're both trying to look like everything's fine, as the recent rumors are claiming, I don't think it is. Make it work, kids! You have to stick together long enough to give your son a sibling, Denver Mufasa.

50cent

50 Cent is among the legion of stars who have recently embraced Twitter to reach fans. On March 1, he shared this insight with the more than 200,000 people who follow him: "My ambition leads me through a tunnel that never ends."

Those were 50 Cent's words, but it was not exactly him tweeting. Rather, it was Chris Romero, known as Broadway, the director of the rapper's Web empire, who typed in those words after reading them in an interview.

"He doesn't actually use Twitter," Mr. Romero said of 50 Cent.

In many cases, celebrities and their handlers have turned to outside writers who keep fans updated on the latest twists and turns, often in the star's own voice.

Britney Spears recently advertised for someone to help, among other things, create content for Twitter and Facebook. Kanye West recently told New York magazine that he has hired two people to update his blog. "It's just like how a designer would work," he said.

As annoying as a few of the most annoying people in Twitter nation are: Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher, Heidi Montag, PDiddy... at least they're doing their own Tweets.

NY Times