March 2009 News Archive (Page 4)

... Cause that gun shit therapy just ain't workin' out.

Rihanna was spotted "partying" with her friends at Hollywood's Bar Deluxe last night and she looks tortured. The camera does not lie. This is a depressed woman who couldn't even fake it a lil bit for the paps.

Play on, player!

"They aren't split yet, but they are having problems," a pal of Justin, 28, and Jessica, 27, tells OK!.

"They've been fighting lately," says another friend, adding that the main issue is JT's incorrigibly roving eye. "Justin has always loved women �" singing about them, looking at them, flirting with them. He can't help it!"

"Jessica's seen Justin flirt, but says it's all in good fun. But she has told him that if they get engaged, it's got to end. Things seem a bit tense with them, but they're trying to get past the rough patches."

On the other hand, the insider reveals to OK!, "Justin asked one of his longtime best friends how much time he'd need to give Jessica if he asked her to move out of their New York City apartment without seeming like a jerk."

I can't even imagine what a breakup from JT would feel like. You know he'd be such an ass. You'd ask why and he'd say "Cry Me a River." You'd tell him you wanna work on things and he'd tell you "It's dead and gone." It's doubtful that he'd be very sympathetic. Time for Jess to run for the hills.

After watching Adam Lambert gyrate, slap a female dancer's ass and grab his crotch while wearing sparkly makeup and a ripped tank top, there should be no doubt that the man is a sexy gay dude. Some fans are fighting the truth and saying that Adam's simply playing characters (in his gay photos). If that'll help them sleep at night and keep 'em voting for Mr. Lambert, they can rub themselves with that delusion and hang onto it tightly.

But I have SO many questions after watching this video. I wonder what musical direction Adam will take when he comes out with a record?! I still want to buy it right now, but he can sing in all genres (except country), and he sounds great while singing 'em. He is a major talent and we're all so lucky to have him and his creativity in an otherwise so-so season of American Idol.

Thanks for the video Sica!! :)

"Kourtney and Khloe will be working on a new business together, possibly opening another store. They'll be looking for love and yes, Kim and the rest of the family will make cameo appearances."

First of all, I like Khloe. She has a personality, she's strong, tranny, weird looking, interesting. Khloe is the only one who should have her own show.

This is scary news though cause the E! network may be turning into VH1, Bravo and MTV (The Hills) - not knowing when to pull the plug on a good thing until it's too scripted, fake and repetitive to  hold interest.

Holly Madison is the latest Dancing With the Stars competitor to get injured!

She was experiencing pain before performing on this week's show, and while rehearsing for the tango on Thursday, the pain got significantly worse. She received medical attention and a broken rib was ruled out.

"While she is not suffering from a broken rib, she does continue to feel a great deal of discomfort and was prescribed pain medication. She is committed to the show and her partner, Dmitry and will rest when she can. She fully hopes and, at this time, expects to dance on Monday."

Adrian Grenier was photographed leaving Cafe Med on Sunset Strip looking like he's been ingesting too much comfort food. I don't want to believe it. Adrian is such a man whore, he uses lines like "how about we go home, and I fuck the shit out of you?" The story was later proven untrue but, coming from a hawt guy, that's a very romantic and generous offering.

Right now Adrian is borderline Wouldn't Hit It With An Elephant's Dick. And if he offered to eff the shit out of me, I would say "Gimme a minute" then I'd gulp down more booze and slap on the beer goggles.

I just gotta call it like it is.

Can you stomach this. Paris tells us about all the many things that she loves. Enjoy.

We were down for a few hours because my site's host said that POTP's traffic crashed 40 sites so they pulled the plug without warning, so thoughtful. We are live thanks to phone calls and a wonderful wonderful person I'll call Bob who chitted and chatted me through the drama on the phone.

Thanks for holding tight. :)

Scarlett Johansson has lost weight and her magical breasts have been taken from us much too soon.

They were so young, so full of life, so perky! Although they leave a great legacy behind, they will be missed by millions of fans across the world. It is a sad sad day.