March 2009 News Archive (Page 6)

A man alleged to be a crazed fan of Olympian Shawn Johnson was arrested Tuesday near the set of Dancing with the Stars. Police later found two loaded guns in the man's car.

Robert O'Ryan, 34, allegedly jumped a fence at CBS Studios in L.A. where the show was filming, but was caught by security. Johnson's mother, Teri, requested and received a temporary restraining order from the L.A. Superior Court on Wednesday.

Approached by security while roaming the studio grounds, O'Ryan admitted he was attempting to meet Johnson, but after Johnson was contacted and said she didn't know O'Ryan, he changed his story and said he was there to meet Steve-O, according to court documents. No one in Steve-O's group knew O'Ryan, either.

O'Ryan allegedly told LAPD that he had "packed all his belongings and permanently left Florida to drive out here to be with [Johnson]," Teri Johnson wrote in the request for a restraining order.

Among the disturbing items allegedly found in the man's car: A loaded shotgun, a loaded Colt .45 handgun and Johnson memorabilia.

O'Ryan remains in police custody as of Wednesday. He has been ordered to stay 100 yards away from Johnson, 17, not to communicate with her and not to harass her parents or dancing partner Mark Ballas. Bail has been set at $35,000.

"I love long-distance relationships. I love my space, and that feeling of not being able to see someone and then seeing them again for a week.

You really appreciate that moment, turning off the phone and cuddling in bed and ordering food. That's fun to me.

When the time is right, I will get married."

No commentary necessary. Dina Lohan's delusion speaks for itself.

UPDATE: The Dina Lohan is a fake Twitter page created by a fan of gossip site ontd. Grrrrr! I had my suspicions. Dina isn't that hawt in her Twitter avatar and I guessed she would go for a cleavage shot if that were actually her. Sorry, all.

I am getting pretty good at spotting the fakes though. Another dork posing as Seth Rogen and Jonah Hill said the pages were fakes. I knew it, they had damn movie posters as their background image. No real celeb would do that. Just lettin' ya know.

When Pharrell Williams went into a McDonald's in Paris and asked for a Big Mac, he was rejected. They were only serving breakfast but he wanted a burger. Pharrell then broke into a song and dance or whine and slide for a Filet O'Fish, claiming that he has to go catch his flight. The McDonald's bitches walked out, creating some of the worst Z-list treatment I've ever seen. :) I give him an A for Asshole.

Paris Hilton's newest boy toy Doug Reinhardt of the Hills says that he wants to reproduce with Paris.

He knows that can't happen naturally if he's wearing a condom, right?

She's serious with The Hills' Doug Reinhardt.

"Paris would make a great mom �" she's my Angel Princess. I'd love to have some mini Parises one day," Doug told In Touch at LA's MyHouse on March 20.

"I'd love to have children, that's what completes your life," added Paris. Doug, 23, is also a better fit than her ex Benji Madden. "She thought she could look past his tattoos and piercings, but Paris wants her children to have a clean-cut father," says an insider. "And they're crazy about each other."

Former Grey's Anatomy star Isaiah Washington may be getting kicked outta his crib!

The actor and his wife, Jenisa, are allegedly $100,000 behind on rent for their Los Angeles home and may be facing eviction, according to court documents filed Tuesday in Santa Monica, Calif.

The posh home sits amid the picturesque canals near Venice Beach. Around April 2008, the former Grey's Anatomy star, 45, allegedly agreed in writing to pay $20,000 monthly in rent, with an option to buy the home, but then neglected to pay for the past five months, the documents say.

On March 19, a notice was posted on the property informing the Washingtons they had three days to pay up or move out. It's unclear whether or not they vacated the premises.

The owner is seeking $100,000 back rent plus attorney fees. How humiliating!

Wow. I think my love for Jessica Simpson knows no bounds cause I didn't even blog about a recent rumor claiming that Papa Joe wants Jessica to dump Tony Romo. Turns out that it's not true!

The tabloid quotes a source as saying that Joe "feels that Tony has become too much of a distraction.... Rather than blaming his daughter's work ethic, Joe points the finger at Tony."

"So tired of people saying I don't like Jess and Tony... He is the best..." Joe says (via Twitter). "Don't believe the National Enquirer!!!"

Papa Joe is on Twitter! Dina Lohan is too! My head is spinning, but I already think I'll be choosing Dina for my Celebrity Twitter of the Day post today.

So what do you think of Rachel Maddow's Jimmy Fallon outfit? Yesterday she Twittered that she didn't know what she's going to wear. I think it's very lezzie chic.

Came close to wearing a bizarre superman-color-scheme outfit on Mr. Fallon's show -- averted at last minute by fortuitous glance in mirror.about 18 hours ago from web

I am so in love with Rachel Maddow, it is a sickness. My dad introduced me to her and its been love at first sight ever since. Rachel is a proud lesbian who works her magic on her MSNBC show and a radio show. She's a rocket scientist genius person and she is so adorable. I wanna pinch her cheeks. Seriously.

Robert Pattinson is making life hard on his co-stars while on the Vancouver set of New Moon. The man reeks.

"He stinks. I mean, it's awful. He never showers, and it drives people on the set crazy," dishes someone who works in very close quarters with Pattz.

"He completely reeks," complains an annoyed crew member.

Okay, guessing game. What does Patsy smell like? I'm guessin' BO, cigarettes, dandruff and semen. I just know it. Oh! And bad breath and rancid farts.

How un-heartthrob of him, not taking a shower before work. Spray Robert down with some firetruck hoses and give Kirsten Stewart a raise! She's a better actress than she's given credit for if she's pretending to love someone who smells like a sewer.

Too cute.

Slow news day. Maybe I should put up the story that was emailed to me today, Jamie Kennedy goes full frontal?