March 2009 News Archive (Page 7)

After going out for almost five years and spending two months away from each other, Prince Harry and Chelsy Davy could not stay away from each other.

They're together again.

On Friday night Harry and Chelsy were being affectionate while at a party in South London and no one even knew about it! Harry wore a long, black wig so he could be incogfug and it worked.

"It's a bit of an anything goes sort of place - but the fact that people kept on going up to Chelsy to ask about Harry with him standing right next to her was absolutely hilarious. Unbelievably, though, they just didn't notice him at all."

I think the Brits do it way different. I couldn't see an American prince sticking to his ho for so long, at Harry's ripe age, if he were in the States. All the drugs over there must be laced with E.

Congrats, kids!

The moment gossip bloggers have been waiting for went down last night.

Denise Richards has been voted off of Dancing With the Stars! Awwww.

After Richards and Madison both danced the salsa for the second time Tuesday, Richards scored two points higher from judges, but Madison had more viewer votes and got to stay on the show.

"I really didn't think I was going," Richards said on ABC's Jimmy Kimmel Live! "I wished I lasted longer."

I actually think I'll miss her. Denise is one of the worst dancers on the show, but Steve Wozniak is the worst dancer of all time.

Rihanna went multi-million dollar mansion shopping yesterday and she was reportedly "in a great mood." She also checked out a $6.25 million home where Jerry Seinfeld once lived.

The 5,913-square-foot, three-bedroom Hollywood Hills home "has incredible views, a contemporary pool and is very private.

Rihanna just started her search. She looked at three homes with three assistants and a driver. Her questions were centered around her lifestyle in the house; how she could entertain, how private it is."

"She didn't bring up Chris Brown and "there were no scars, no bruises, no nothing." - Hahahahaha! You know real estate dude was starin' a ho DOWN, inspecting her damn pores!

President Barack Obama gives good bitch face and he can have major 'tude! I think it's sexy and I luvs it.

Barack Obama's very competitive, and debating via Q&A is what he's all about. I love watching him speak. I've never really said that and wholeheartedly meant it about a president in my lifetime. Gotta love it.

So CNN reporter Ed Henry asked Obama why he took days to come forward and comment after he heard about the AIG bonuses. Then Obama verbally dick slapped him.

The buzziest moment came about 35 minutes into the press conference when Ed Henry of CNN asked the President why he didn't spew outrage as soon as he learned about the AIG bonuses.

Why, Mr. Henry asked, did the president wait several days before speaking out? The president, with an icy stare, responded that he "likes to know what he's talking about" before he speaks. It was a pretty testy exchange that brought about nervous laughter from the other reporters and snarky responses from Twitterers. Boom! Next question.

Chip Reid asked a tough question about Obama's controversial budget. Reid asked if the budget, which will increase the debt to "$7 trillion over the next 10 years," is a case of passing problems onto the next generation.

Obama responded that investments need to be made to "meet our growth targets that put us on a pathway to growth." He then pointed out that the critics of his budget have yet to bring forth an alternative.

Well, finally I get a reward for throwing up magazine photospread pictures a day late. Before and after Kim Kardashian Photoshop proof! Kim Kardashian's skin was bleached, her legs and waist went under the knife for some liposuction and her baby hairs were removed from her fo' head. The veins and light spots on her thighs have also magically disappeared.

I don't mind Photoshop and airbrushing, although I'll never endorse bleaching one's skin, but if you're going to take off about 18 pounds from someone, their boobs should also be smaller. Nope! The breasts always remain the same size, if not enlarged, while the rest of the body is butchered.

Here's more of the art director's brilliant Photoshop and airbrushing work.

Katy Perry and Josh Groban may sound like a perfect couple, but the two singers are not romantically involved, according to his rep.

"Josh and Katy are very close friends and hang out, but they are not a couple," Groban's rep, Luke Burland, tells PEOPLE in response to rumors of a relationship between the two.

Perry, who split with Travis McCoy in January, is currently touring her One of the Boys record. Groban, who is working on a new album, attended her Los Angeles show in February.

Why did Perez, very good friends of both Katy and Josh, leak this story in the first place? It's bad PR for him and I don't think either of 'em needed this rumor. Bummed. I think Katy's a sweet girl underneath all her thick makeup and I think her and Josh are just the kind of "opposites attract" couple that could work. Sigh. She dated the dude from Gym Class Heroes. Josh is an upgrade.

Editor's Note: Strangest Google searches that led people to this site are in italics, words in plain text = my commentary.

• the perfect circumcised penis picture - Kanye West's face?

• anatomy of a dimple

• tyra banks is too full of herself - YEP!

• "i will like to get fucked now and sucked also by a big fat mommy"- What is POTP, a brothel? We don't provide these kind of services, folks.

• child in thong - I don't wanna know.

• how to turn a good girl to a whore - This is not the kind of inspiration you should be getting from Slumdog Millionaire

• blow job sensation - ME!

• douche bag university - Great movie title and actual idea. I just dunno which city has the most douchebags, but I think the school's curriculum should include extensive courses in chivalry, etiquette and women's studies, all of which will be diploma prerequisites.

• does beyonce have friends - Only Sasha Fierce.

• how do i know if i put it in her ass? - Attach a GPS to your penis and check its location from your iPhone.

Uh, so what happens to the charity when Joel dumps Nicole? Heh.

Everyone except for Rachel Raisin Bloated Face Zoe looks great.

Lindsay Lohan gave E! a pity party interview where, just like her psychopath father, she is blaming others for her own actions.

Here goes it, all:

"They need to stop saying we're [Linsay and Samantha'] fighting. People telling lies about me to her and all this garbage. I'm really a good person and I have a good heart and just want to work. The only reason I go to clubs is to hear Samantha spin or be normal."

She says she's sober, artistic even.

"I don't drink, I don't do drugs and I don't lie. I love to act and write and be creative, and I want to help people by playing characters that can send a positive message out to whomever may need it."

I move forward and I change... If people would just leave my personal life alone�"because it's really not that interesting�"then I could land a great role. But all the sicko fans and the noise is so distracting."

"I just want to live the dream that I've worked so hard for since I was 4 years old.

"If people would just stop judging me and accusing me and making me out to be this aloof, spoiled, ungrateful and unprofessional person that I am not and could never be...

It would be really nice if people would believe in me."

It's obvious that Lindsay doesn't believe in herself. If she did, she would stop behaving badly since she knows that the tabs will be all over it when she does. She just doesn't see that the media will tear down everyone. Michael Phelps, anyone? Lindsay is supposed to do right so that she doesn't give the tabloids material every single day. If this fucktard can't figure that out than her career will continue to fizzle out and she won't even be able to sell shitty products like spray tan or overpriced leggings. One can dream.

Conservative radio talk show host Tammy Bruce calls Michelle Obama trash. When Michelle Obama told kids that she was criticized for doing well in school and "talking like a white girl" Tammy calls her trash.

Tammy is unqualified to say that about Michelle Obama and I'm becoming pretty upset myself as I type this. I'm told that I talk like a white girl on a frequent basis and have been told that my entire life. WTF does Tammy know about that?! Nothing. She knows as much about that as I know about a white person being called a wigger, redneck, white trash, cracker, dumb blonde or etc. I am unqualified to speak of a white person's struggle and she is unqualified to speak of a black person's struggle.

Alright. I am done. Rant over. That was exhausting and I am glad that the "trash in the White House" is able to bring taboo topics to the forefront of discussion among the youth and adults alike.