Christina Aguilera’s son Max is the antithesis of attractive. I won’t say that he is fug, I’m just gonna allow you to read between the lines.

Max got it all from his bat boy father and I am saddened for him. He is going to be taunted. He looks like a lovechild of a hobbit and a Siamese mouse.

Christina Aguilera gives her little man, 13-month-old Max, a lift Tuesday after a lunch date in Los Feliz, Calif. Aguilera celebrated her son’s first birthday in January with a bash inspired by the children’s book Where the Wild Things Are.