April 2009 News Archive

Anna Faris reveals that she'll be eating more in preparation for her wedding to Parks & Recreation actor Chris Pratt; it's all about letting yourself go.

“Now that I have a man, I’m like, ‘Oh, I don’t have to try anymore! Now I can eat. We love to splurge at home. We love to cook. My fiancé is an incredible eater, and so he’s really fun to feed, and it’s great to share some wine and watch a movie. He’s always like, ‘Baby, don’t lose that butt!’”

WORD!

* Final post of the day, all. I got one hour to get fierce.

Jay-Z performed at the University of Arizona yesterday with Kelly Clarkson. Jay-Z was either so moved by the experience, obligated, or bored, but Hov wrote about Kelly Clarkson and "black music." Here goes it:

Last night I performed at the University of Arizona, I had a ball!! Through all the excitement and joking around (as well as the technical difficulties) I missed out on the opportunity to say something important..

On the show as well were Third Eye Blind and Kelly Clarkson.. I thought that to be the oddest pairing EVER but, soon realized, it's what I've always professed..There is NO such thing as BLACK music or WHITE music only GOOD or BAD music..It's stupid cool to like things that are not like you, and that goes for outside of music..

If you're an African American you can have a jewish friend. Wait, does Lyor having some Israeli mixed with his jewish count? (Sure they are paranoid but, so are black people after they've smoked weed, haaaaa, and plus the JEW fro and the BLUEprint fro are the SAME thing.)

I think concerts like this should happen more often. ( Outside of the one or 2 festivals a year or "Zootopia") I'm putting that into the universe..next up Taylor Swift and Uncle Murda!!

Sorry I don't "Tweet" (do I?) so this will have to do..

Love.

Although I agree with Jigga, there are lots of concerts with various genres of music! But if it makes him feel better to blog about it, go head now. Whatever works.

John Legend brought out his sexy mocha chocolate in Miami yesterday and he wasn't wearing no T-shirt! Swoon. Mr. Legend took his cute dog for a walk in beautiful Miami and he looked scrumptious. Teddy Ruxpin also doesn't look so bad with a beard going, either. Those pecs are made for rubbing.

Matt Giraud was voted off of American Idol last night ya ya ya, but Adam Lambert was in the bottom 2?!

Honestly, I'm kind of b*tchy like that cause I think it would have been hilarious if the judges used their "Save Rule" for Matt and Adam got the boot! Simon would have been popping some veins and this would definitely be his final season on the show.

I'm also happy that Adam was in the bottom two because you know that queen must be way cocky at this point and he needs to return back to planet earth. He did look pretty skurred, didn't he?! I wonder what votefortheworst.com thinks about all this f*ckery? Those crazies are doing a pretty good job.

After Julianne Hough and her partner and real life boyfriend Chuck Wicks were eliminated from Dancing With the Stars on Tuesday, Julianne quit that bitch.

Julianne will be taking a year off so that she can focus on her country music.

The gorgeous and talented dancer can blow! She's the full package. Julianne also said that she's waiting until she's married to have sex... that was before she began dating Chuck Wicks. I had to throw that in cause people who aren't in committed relationships shouldn't speak on what they would do if they were in one. I said I wanted to wait until marriage too. LMAO.

Julianne told Access Hollywood, “I’m not doing next season. I’m gonna take one off. We definitely went further than anticipated. I think he could have made it a little bit further.

“But you know what? It’s the name of the game and it’s about fan base and hopefully our country fans will follow us into music.”

Paris Hilton's fashion choices are usually really good. I just adore her hat so much. she looks great!

Paris Hilton picks out a perfect spring look – and snaps a photo of it for good measure – while shopping at Ariane, a West Hollywood millinery, on Wednesday.

I'm not too crazy about Paris' other hat, but it does looks cute on her.

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are so shamelessly ridiculous that they decided to "kiss" each other while their noses and mouths were covered up in masks.

The newlyweds allegedly shot Heidi Montag's "Sex Ed" video in Mexico and supposedly had a honeymoon there as well. I thought they were skurred to death to catch swine flu, why would they have their honeymoon in Mexico than?

Keeping my fingers crossed that they will have a very bitter divorce. Spencer Bratt is not someone that any woman should marry cause when sh*t hits the fan, guess who will launch a lie-telling campaign about you, airing out all the dirty laundry and your deepest, darkest secrets?

Good luck with the "'til death do us part" thang, kids. I hope they have the ugliest kids ever.

Miss California's Carrie Prejean was on the Today Show this morning to say that she strongly believes in "protecting marriage."

Carrie said,

"I am just here to protect marriage. The National Organization for Marriage basically just respects marriages and people who support it. I am here to protect traditional marriage.

I never thought in a million years that this would be happening right now. I was attacked for giving my own opinion on stage. I am going to do whatever it takes to protect marriage.

Marriage, she added, "is something that is very dear to my heart, and I am just here to protect it. That's all I am here to do."

Carrie also said that even though people have different opinions, we need to respect each other because "it's all about respect."

I really enjoy watching Carrie speak cause she's fluent in Retard. She's passionate about "protecting marriage" and she's obviously passionate about being famous for being a bigot. Go head now?

Megan McAllister, 25, met with her Craigslist killer fiance Phillip Markoff, 23, in jail yesterday.

Megan arrived with her attorney, Robert Honecker, and her mother. McAllister saw Markoff for the first time since his April 20 arrest on charges that he murdered masseuse Julissa Brisman on April 14 and robbed another woman at a Boston hotel.

The two spoke privately for 25 minutes in an "emotional, candid, frank discussion." Megan contends that she believes Phillip is innocent and "not the man portrayed in the media."

How sad is this? Megan must have an ego the size of Daddy Dude's gut cause it's time to let it go, honey. Me thinks Megan's trying to prove a point to people, like, if she sticks by Phillip than that 'proves' that she's not dumb enough to have dated a killer for four years, cause he's "not the man" the media says he is and she's just being supportive.

Someone didn't hand Megan the right memo cause she is the only one who looks like an f*cktard for staying with him and if she thinks that's hot, it's not. What man would wanna date this delusional broad who obviously has self-esteem points in the negative double digits?

I wish Dr. Phil, Lady O, Simon Cowell and Dr. Drew would rip her a new one simultaneously and on live TV.

Chris Brown's high profile attorney Mark Geragos is trying to get his high profile client's Rihanna assault case dismissed!

Speculation of a possible plea deal was raised among many celebrity gossip experts, however, Mark is trying to get the case dismissed entirely! His reasoning is that there were police leaks in the investigation.

The next hearing has been set for May 28. A judge then will decide whether there is enough evidence for the case to go to trial. A preliminary hearing is likely to begin in June. Brown could reach a plea deal with prosecutors before then.

To me the case has already been dismissed. Chris jumped on jet skis in Miami within weeks of the beatdown while Rihanna has been the clubbin' fool: bouncing around with her girls in Hollywood, getting on stage at a N.E.R.D. concert, and swimming with Katy Perry in Barbados. It's almost as though the bloody beating didn't take place. Sigh. I'm over it.