John Mayer did some stand up comedy, I think during his Mayercraft cruise, where he admits to Perez's claims that John Mayer made out with him a few years ago on New Year's Eve. So sad. Me thinks that John Player is bi-sexual and he has really really bad taste. This has obviously been haunting John for him to finally speak out about it a year after the scandal broke. Naturally, John made this confession while in the presence of his die-hard fans. At least he got it out there. Unfortunately Perez will continue to mention his Mayer makeout until the end of all time.

“He has to go tell people that I made out with him at a club. I never said anything, but you know what? Damn right I made out with him at a club. You know why? Because I can’t stand a gay guy who acts like he just turned gay yesterday. As soon as a guy is walking around all wild… I will fuck you in the ass to shut you up. You are not wilder than me. Once you judge me I will go ass to mouth with you just to shut you up. First of all, I was thinking about going gay until you turned into their spokesperson.

“I was thinking about going gay. Every man has thought about going gay. It’s usually like.. 2:23 in the morning you wake up. ‘Oh God, interesting!’ We seem to leave out the details, don’t we guys? Guys like fantasies without the details. ‘Oh yeah, I could blow a dude. Might taste like cherries.’ You know that smell at New York Sports Club? The locker room? That’s balls….

“The idea of blowing a guy, that’s not the problem. The problem is like he’d have some other detail that I didn’t think about, like a hangnail or a fucking class ring knocking into my forehead. Class of 98 just hitting me, or given my predilections Class of 72…

“Whatever, have a good time. Like I don’t know this stuff is going to end up somewhere and they’re going to act like it’s a surprise that it got there. I thought about this shit before I came out… who fucking cares. Have a good time.”

"The idea of blowing a guy, that’s not the problem." Agreed. When you're gay, a blow job is not the problem, it's the solution.