Dina Lohan is one of those moms who rather spend time allegedly doing lines of cocaine with daughter Lindsay Lohan than being a responsible mother.
White Oprah, 46, took her 15-year-old trainwreck in training, Ali, 15, to Villa nightclub with Blohan last week. Things didn't go as planned.
"Do you know who I am?" Dina protested when they were turned away at the door because of Ali's age.
"You're making a huge mistake. Huge!" Lindsay added.
Lindsay's little declaration is code for other things. She's gonna get all her drug dealers, porn star king friend, porn stars and their friends to stop partying at Villa. Watch out now. It's not like Linds' crew would spend much on drinks anyway when their trippin' on other controlled substances.
Lindsay and Ali better be thankful that Linds made funds from Disney cause you know Dina would be out workin' the corner with them so she could get herself some designer bags. LiLo believes that it's a "huge mistake" when folks abide by the law? Explains everything!
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April 2nd, 2009 12:26 PM
Explains why LLO has done three stints in rehab at 22. Ali is next! So sad and trashy! She is so not the white oprah. Oprah would have owned the club!!
April 2nd, 2009 12:40 PM
I love that Dina calls herself the White Oprah. It speaks for itself, bitch is a crazy diva. Their relationship is so dysfunctional. At 15, the LAST thing I would wanna do is club with my mother... well, at any age. Dina is a damn BFF instead of a mom.
April 2nd, 2009 3:28 PM
Ugh, someone call CPS. I know Ali is hardly a baby, but Jeebs, neglect much!
April 2nd, 2009 4:16 PM
L.A. and New York pretty much turn a blind eye to celeb malpractices, so zero chance in hell that no action ever taken against Dina.