Doug Reinhardt Gets Into Another Fight Over Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton's pretty boy boyfriend Doug Reinhardt brought the ghetto out at a Hollywood club this morning.
It was a little after 1 a.m. when a man came up to Paris and grabbed on her titties. Doug immediately pushed the pervert away, but the pervert's friends then threw a beer bottle at Doug's massive head... I mean that literally. That thing is huge. Unluckily for everyone, the bottle missed its target.
The club promoter then grabbed the bottle thrower and put him in a headlock. So manly! As the a-hole was in the headlock, a brilliant opportunist then pushed Paris, who fell into a group of people. The people that Paris bumped into then surrounded her and kept her safe from the fighting! ZOMG. Not if I were there.
NEXT, Doug was punching the bottle thrower, who was still in a headlock, and they ended up on the floor together. The guy who started everythang by grabbing Paris' bee sting tits joined in and was punching Doug!
Pretty good celebrity brawl so far, right? Wait, there’s more!
Frankie Delgado jumped into the action (literally jumping over people), and kicked the fight-starting, boob-grabber in the head.
Club security rushed over but the fight continued even as they tried to break it up. Lotsa fighters got tossed from the club when it was all sorted out.
And in typical bizarre Hollywood fashion, as the fight was going on, the DJ put on “Stars Are Blind.” Yup, that’s the song by Paris. And while her boyfriend was out there trying to kick butt and protect her honor, she got up on a table and started dancing to her own song!
Okay, I think this is officially the best gossip story I've posted on POTP thus far for 2009. Go attention whore, fighter dumbasses and idiot who wanted to cop a feel of Paris' A-cups. Woot!
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April 28th, 2009 6:05 PM
Amy - I've noticed Paris' stance forever and she always has the same poker face in every pic/location as well! Maybe she should play blackjack or Texas Hold Em poker. But on second thought, me thinks she would be distracted by her constant 360 degree surveillance of someone holding a camera to feed her ego. :0
April 28th, 2009 5:39 PM
Craigmackk - I thought I was the only person who had noticed Parasite always stands side-on in the same effing position!
April 28th, 2009 3:45 PM
Why do I continue to think that Paris had the same fucking pose as above (and always) during the brawls? Nice gossip story and account too, FC, but this should have been recorded by someone on the scene too! :(
April 28th, 2009 2:01 PM
I totally agree. What a great story. We forget how fun the simple stories are. I would have protected Paris too even thou I have read some rumors that people say she is the cause of the Swine Flu going around. Not sure, just saying...LOVE YOU PARIS either way:)!!