Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Kissing With Swine Flu Masks On

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are so shamelessly ridiculous that they decided to "kiss" each other while their noses and mouths were covered up in masks.

The newlyweds allegedly shot Heidi Montag's "Sex Ed" video in Mexico and supposedly had a honeymoon there as well. I thought they were skurred to death to catch swine flu, why would they have their honeymoon in Mexico than?

Keeping my fingers crossed that they will have a very bitter divorce. Spencer Bratt is not someone that any woman should marry cause when sh*t hits the fan, guess who will launch a lie-telling campaign about you, airing out all the dirty laundry and your deepest, darkest secrets?

Good luck with the "'til death do us part" thang, kids. I hope they have the ugliest kids ever.