Hot tempered idiot Hulk Hogan says that "I totally understand OJ. I get it!" Hulk is pissed that wife Linda dumped him, forced him outta his $18 million mansion, allegedly began spending his funds to the tune of $40k/ month and began dating "some shaggy-haired pool boy 30 years her junior."

The Hulk told Rolling Stone, "I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody's throat. You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can't go to anymore, you're driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife . . . I totally understand OJ. I get it."

Okay, why do I find that quote hilarious?! I'm sorry, all. I read headlines about the Hulk saying he understands O.J. but reading this shiz is friggin' funny to me. Men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Hulk totally reminds me of this dude I was talking to on Monday night. The dude's brother cheated on his wife for years - nearly ten. Then his wife finally had an affair and you can figure out the rest. He IMMEDIATELY divorced her ass. LMFAO. Men just can't handle it when a woman cheats or moves on even though they do so all the time. Man up and STFU already.

The bleached blond pro-wrestling has been and Linda are currently battling it out in a Florida court.