I dunno where to begin with this one. First, I've really missed my personal/sidenote stories; I've just been so busy and I've had writer's block. Well, that blockage has gone away, at least for today, cause I met Nadya Suleman aka The Octomom on Saturday night.
I wish I had enough material to write paragraph upon paragraph about my encounter with Ms. Suleman - how she flung her kids around by their legs and yelled profanities at them - but I don't. Nadya was actually fairly attractive in person, thinner, with darker eyebrows and a booty for days! The woman is packin' junk in her badonkadonk.
I went to go see Obsessed on Saturday night and who did I see standing in front of me with five of her kids from her litter? It was none other than Ms. Nadya Suleman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You kid me not.
My friend then told her that she looks great in person and Nadya took the time to stop walking and tell her "Oh, thank you so much. Thank you." The bitch is nice! Like, really nice. Everyone was gawking at her and her well-behaved kids and it took Nadya forever to buy them food for their movie. She had no one with her at all. It was just the octomom and her kiddos, out on the loose to go see some movie.
Now I did take some pics of her with my camera phone, and so did other people, but I don't think that any of them are worthy of posting.
Was I star struck? Was I mommy struck? Something about Nadya being out with her kids prevented me from saying anything to her; I just didn't feel right about it. Her children have been thrust into the media spotlight and they probably wish that things would have been different.
The moral of this story is: Nadya's got a big ass, but she's not an ass in person.
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April 27th, 2009 6:17 PM
ZOMG - now every picture I see of her I'll be staring at her booty and not her giant lips. Also, well done you for holding your tongue in front of her babies. x
April 27th, 2009 6:32 PM
Are you telling us Dr. Phil wasn't with her at all? The world must be coming to an end soon!!??
April 27th, 2009 6:37 PM
@ Craigmackk - *GASP* Shall we assume the emergency position. Head tucked between your knees!!!
April 27th, 2009 7:09 PM
@ Amy - I know, right? Haha. I thought Nadya would have at least signed a pre-nup with Dr. Phil or signed adoption papers for him to be in her family already!
April 27th, 2009 8:49 PM
What a great post.
April 28th, 2009 11:07 AM
Damn! I wanted this bitch to be some kind of crazy screaming banshee in person. Like, one of her kids asked for extra butter, and the concession worker forgot, so she ended up jumping onto the counter and shrieking, flinging excrement like some kind of crazed primate.
And now here you come along saying she is sweet and polite, with well behaved kids? I will have to rename my thesis...
April 28th, 2009 11:15 AM
I feel the SAME way! You know I wanted a detailed POTP exclusive, and better yet, you know I would have called CPS right then and there, okay!
Nadya had her kids out late - I'm talking, like they should have been done with the movie around 11:30. Is that enough for me to call CPS? Totally kidding.
Yes, she was really nice when I would have become upset over all the gawking and picture taking with me and my kiddos.