If You Seek Britney

Miranda Tozier-Robbins dressed in camouflage clothing yesterday morning and was arrested for trespassing on Britney Spears' Calabasas home. The woman is no genius person; not only was she wearing camouflage, but she was carrying a backpack and a video camera, b*tch looked like a tourist!

Miranda, 26, was caught "acting suspicious" by peering into the windows of Brit Brit's mansion. Security asked her to leave but she ignored their requests. She was physically escorted off the property.

Miranda was booked on charges of trespassing and disorderly conduct. Her bail was set at a low $5,000 but she was released on a citation to appear in court on June 16.

Although Britney is on tour, she's in Los Angeles this week for her performance yesterday and another one tonight at the L.A. Staples Center.

This ho sounds like she was on a budget and dangerous stalkers aren't frugal when it comes to their obsessions. I'm thinking that the plot involved eBay and Craigslist.