I thought that Jenna Jameson's twin boys were gonna fall right outta her vadge lips when it was time for delivery, but I was wrong. In her new Myspace blog, Jenna reveals that she only had to give five pushes. The former porn star credits her easy delivery to sit ups.

Having thousands of large objects rammed up your orifices for over a decade can get a ho more loose than the Grey Goose. It's a miracle the twins didn't just roll outta her pussy when they felt like it instead of politely waiting until she got to the hospital.

Jenna blogged,

"I was blessed with a very easy labor, it lasted about 2 hours. When it came to pushing them out, I truly believe the 500 sit ups a day paid off. I was able to push my 5 pound Jesse out in 5 pushes. Journey who was 4lb 11oz was out in 3 pushes."

B*tch didn't even have to push. She should've just spread her legs and sneezed.