Jessica Alba isn't the serious diva b*tch that everyone thinks that she is, she's just that way around the paps.
Jessica had her 28th birthday bash last night at new hotspot h.wood, where it sounds like Doug Reinhardt got his a*s whooped later that night, and Jess got to drinking and dancing.
Jess was drinking champagne, "tossing back" glasses before she got up and began shaking her derriere "sexily" in front of her table.
She ripped off her sweater and threw it at friends she was celebrating with. Underneath the sweater? Just something that looked like a corset!
After stripping off her sweater she began to dance sexily in front of Cash and then jumped on a couch.
Oops, looks like the champagne hit her because she fell off the couch and some guy who we didn't recognize caught her! Jessica then danced for him and we mean DANCED! She took her hat off and put it on his head and then wrapped his arms around her and did a pretty good version of a lap dance.
When Jess was giving a dude a lap dance, that's when her hubby Cash got pissed. Cash grabbed Jessica away and told herto stop but Jess kept drinking after that while Cash sat down and looked furious!
I love this woman!
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April 28th, 2009 5:12 PM
I read most of that and completely forgot for a second she was someone's wife. Not a good sign.
April 28th, 2009 5:26 PM
Sounds like good times at Jessica's party. Hopefully someone eventually handcuffed her party-foul husband to an object during the course of the night too!